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   <p>1ink Saves You Money on Printer Ink!<br /> In a country where money i=
s only obtainable at such an exorbitant rate of interest as in China, it is=
 but natural that some attempt should be made to obviate the necessity of a=
ppealing to a professional money- lender. Three per cent. per month is the =
maximum rate permitted by Chinese law, which cannot be regarded as excessiv=
e if the full risk of the lender is taken into consideration. He has the se=
curity of one or more &quot;middlemen,&quot; generally shopkeepers whose so=
lvency is unimpeachable; but these gentlemen may, and often do, repudiate t=
heir liability without deigning to explain either why or wherefore. His cou=
rse is then not so plain as it ought to be under a system of government whi=
ch has had some two thousand years to mature. Creditors as well as debtors =
shun the painted portals of the magistrate's yamen as they would the gat=
es of hell. Above them is traced the same desperate legend that frightened =
the soul of Dante when he stood before the entrance to the infernal regions=
 Truly there is no hope for those who enter here. Both sides are /squeezed=
/ by the gate-keeper --a very lucrative post in all yamens--before they are=
 allowed to present their petitions. It then becomes necessary for plaintif=
f and defendant alike to go through the process of (in Peking slang) &quot;=
making a slit,&quot; i.e., making a present of money to the magistrate and =
his subordinates proportionate to the interests involved. In many yamens th=
ere is a regular scale of charges, answering to our Table of Fees, but this=
 is almost always exceeded in practice. The case is then heard: occasionall=
y, on its merits. We say occasionally, because nine times out of ten one of=
 the parties bids privately for the benefit of his honour's good opinions. =
Sometimes both suitors do this, and then judgment is knocked down to the hi=
ghest bidder. The loser departs incontinently cursing the law and its myrmi=
dons to the very top of his bent, and perhaps meditating an appeal to a hig=
her court, from which he is only deterred by prospects of further expense a=
nd repeated failure. As to the successful litigant, he would go on his way =
rejoicing, but that he has a duty to perform before which he is not a free =
man. The &quot;slit&quot; he made on entering the yamen needs to be repaire=
d, and on him devolves the necessity of &quot;sewing it up.&quot; The case =
is then at an end, and the prophecy fulfilled, which says:-- &quot;The yame=
n doors are open wide To those with /money/ on their side.&quot;  Offici=
al and private residence, all in one. Wiser and more determined creditors t=
ake the law into their own hands. With a tea-pot, a pipe, and a mattress, t=
hey proceed to the shop of the recalcitrant debtor or security as circumsta=
nces may dictate, and there take up their abode until the amount is paid. I=
f inability to meet the debt has been pleaded, then this self-made bailiff =
will insist on taking so much per cent. out of the daily receipts; if it is=
 a mere case of obstinacy, a desire to shirk a just responsibility, the pla=
ce is made so hot for its owner that he is glad to get rid of his visitor a=
t any price whatever. Were manual violence resorted to, the interference of=
 the local officials would be absolutely necessary; and in all cases where =
personal injuries are an element, their action is not characterised by the =
same tyranny and corruption as where only property is at stake. The chances=
 are that the aggressor would come off worst. To protect themselves, howeve=
r, from such a prohibitive rate of usury as that mentioned above, Chinese m=
erchants are in the habit of combining together and forming what are called=
 Loan Societies for the mutual benefit of all concerned. Such a society may=
 be started in the first instance by a deposit of so much per member, which=
 sum, in the absence of a volunteer, is handed over to a manager, elected b=
y a throw of dice, whose business it is to lay out the money during the ens=
uing month to the best possible advantage. Frequently one of the members, b=
eing himself in want of funds, will undertake the job; and he, in common wi=
th all managers, is held responsible for the safety of the loan. At the end=
 of the month there is a meeting at which the past manager is bound to prod=
uce the entire sum entrusted to his charge, together with any profits that =
may have accrued meanwhile. Another member volunteers, or is elected manage=
r, and so the thing goes on, a running fund from which any member may borro=
w, paying interest at a very low rate indeed. Dividends are never declared,=
 and consequently some of these clubs are enormously rich; but any member i=
s at liberty to withdraw whenever he likes, and he takes with him his share=
 of all moneys in the hands of the Society at the moment of his retirement.=
 To outsiders, the market rate of interest is charged, or perhaps a trifle =
less, but loans are only made upon the very best securities. GUILDS In ever=
y large Chinese city are to be found several spacious buildings which are g=
enerally reckoned among the sights of the place, and are known by foreigner=
s under the name of guilds. Globe-trotters visit them, and admire the maxim=
um of gold-leaf crowded into the minimum of space, their huge idols, and cu=
rious carving; of course passing over those relics which the natives themse=
lves prize most highly, namely, sketches and scrolls painted or written by =
the hand of some departed celebrity. Foreign merchants regard them with a c=
ertain amount of awe, for they are often made to feel keenly enough the inf=
luence which these institutions exert over every branch of trade. They come=
 into being in the following manner. If traders from any given province mus=
ter in sufficient numbers at any of the great centres of commerce, they clu=
b together and form a guild. A general subscription is first levied, land i=
s bought, and the necessary building is erected. Regulations are then drawn=
 up, and the tariff on goods is fixed, from which the institution is to der=
ive its future revenue. For all the staples of trade there are usually sepa=
rate guilds, mixed establishments being comparatively rare. It is the busin=
ess of the members as a body to see that each individual contributes accord=
ing to the amount of merchandise which passes through his hands, and the bo=
oks of suspected defaulters are often examined at a moment's notice and wit=
hout previous warning. The guild protects its constituents from commercial =
frauds by threatening the accused with legal proceedings which an individua=
l plaintiff would never have dared to suggest; and the threat is no vain on=
e when a mandarin, however tyrannical and rapacious, finds himself opposed =
by a body of united and resolute men. On the other hand, these guilds deal =
fairly enough with their own members, and not only refuse to support a bad =
case, but insist on just and equitable dealings with the outside world. To =
them are frequently referred questions involving nice points of law or cust=
om, and one of the chief functions of a guild is that of a court of arbitra=
tion. In addition to this they fix the market rates of all kinds of produce=
, and woe be to any one who dares to undersell or otherwise disobey the inj=
unctions of the guild. If recalcitrant, he is expelled at once from the fra=
ternity, and should his hour of need arrive he will find no helping hand st=
retched out to save him from the clutches of the law. But if he acknowledge=
s, as he almost always does, his breach of faith, he is punished according =
to the printed rules of the corporation. On a large strip of red paper his =
name and address are written, the offence of which he has been convicted, a=
nd the fine which the guild has determined to impose. This latter generally=
 takes the form of a dinner to all members, to be held on some appointed da=
y and accompanied by a theatrical entertainment, after which the erring bro=
ther is admitted as before to the enjoyment of those rights and privileges =
he would otherwise infallibly have lost. On certain occasions, such as the =
birthday of a patron saint, the guild spends large sums from the public pur=
se in providing a banquet for its members and hiring a theatrical troupe, w=
ith their everlasting tom-toms, to perform on the permanent stage to be fou=
nd in every one of these establishments. The Anhui men celebrate the birthd=
ay of Chu Hsi, the great commentator, whose scholarship has won eternal hon=
ours for his native province; Swatow men hold high festival in memory of Ha=
n Wen-Kung, whose name is among the brightest on the page of Chinese histor=
y. All day long the fun goes on, and as soon as it begins to grow dusk innu=
merable paper lanterns are hung in festoons over the whole building. The cr=
owd increases, farce succeeds farce without a moment's interval, and many a=
 kettle of steaming wine warms up the spectators to the proper pitch of ent=
husiasm and delight. Before midnight the last song has been sung, a conside=
rable number of people have quietly dispersed without accident of any kind,=
 and the courtyard of the guild is once more deserted and still. It is open=
 to any trader to join the particular institution which represents his own =
province or trade without being either proposed, seconded, or balloted for.=
 He is expected to make some present to the resources of the guild, in the =
shape of a new set of glass lanterns, a pair of valuable scrolls, some new =
tables, chairs, or in fact anything that may be needed for either use or or=
nament. Should he be in want of money, a loan will generally be issued to h=
im even on doubtful security. Should he die in an impoverished condition, a=
 coffin is always provided, the expenses of burial undertaken, and his wife=
 and children sent to their distant home, with money voted for that purpose=
 at a general meeting of the members. Were it not for the action of these g=
uilds in regard to fire, life and property in Chinese cities would be more =
in danger than is now the case. Each one has its own fire-engine, which is =
brought out at the first alarm, no matter where or whose the building attac=
ked. If belonging to one of themselves, men are posted round the scene of t=
he conflagration to prevent looting on the part of the crowd, and the effor=
ts of the brigade are stimulated by the reflection that their position and =
that of the present sufferers may at any moment be reversed. Picked men are=
 appointed to perform the most important task of all, that of rescuing from=
 the flames relics more precious to a respectable Chinaman than all the jad=
e that K'un-kang has produced. For it often happens that an obstructive geo=
mancer will reject site after site for the interment of some deceased relat=
ive, or perhaps that the day fixed upon as a lucky one for the ceremony of =
burial may be several months after death. Meanwhile a fire breaks out in th=
e house where the body lies in its massive, air-tight coffin, and all is co=
nfusion and uproar. The first thought is for the corpse; but who is to lift=
 such a heavy weight and carry it to a place of safety without the dreaded =
jolting, almost as painful to the survivors as would be cremation itself? S=
uch harrowing thoughts are usually cut short by the entrance of six or eigh=
t sturdy men from the nearest guild, who, armed with the necessary ropes an=
d poles, bear away the coffin through flame and smoke with the utmost gentl=
eness and care. PAWNBROKERS Few probably among our readers have had much ex=
perience on the subject of the present sketch--a Chinese pawnshop. Indeed, =
for others than students of the manners and customs of China, there is not =
much that is attractive in these haunts of poverty and vice. The same might=
y misery, which is to be seen in England passing in and out of mysterious-l=
ooking doors distinguished by a swinging sign of three golden balls, is not=
 wanting to the pawnshop in China, though the act of pledging personal prop=
erty in order to raise money is regarded more in the light of a business tr=
ansaction than it is with us, and less as one which it is necessary to conc=
eal from the eyes of the world at large. Nothing is more common than for th=
e owner of a large wardrobe of furs to pawn them one and all at the beginni=
ng of summer and to leave them there until the beginning of the next winter=
 The pawnbrokers in their own interest take the greatest care of all pledg=
es, which, if not redeemed, will become their own property, though they rep=
udiate all claims for damage done while in their possession; and the owner =
of the goods by payment of the interest charged is released from all troubl=
e and annoyance. Pawnshops in China are divided into three classes, one of =
which has since the days of the T'ai-p'ings totally disappeared from all pa=
rts over which the tide of rebellion passed. This is the /tien tang/, where=
 property could be left for three years without forfeit, and to establish w=
hich it was necessary to obtain special authority from the Board of Revenue=
 in Peking. At present there are the /chih tang/ and the /ssu ya/, both com=
mon to all parts of China, and to these we shall confine our remarks. The f=
ormer, which may be considered as the pawnshop proper, is a private institu=
tion as far as its business is concerned, but licensed on payment of a smal=
l fee by the local officials, and regulated in its workings by certain laws=
 which emanate from the Emperor himself. A limit of sixteen months is assig=
ned, within which pledges must be redeemed or they become the property of t=
he pawnbroker; and the interest charged, formerly four per cent., is now fi=
xed at three per cent. /per month/. Before the license above- mentioned can=
 be obtained, security must be provided for the existence of sufficient cap=
ital to guard against a sudden or a fraudulent collapse. For any article no=
t forthcoming when the owner desires to redeem it, double the amount of the=
 original loan is recoverable from the pawnbroker. Should any owner of a pl=
edge chance to lose his ticket by theft or otherwise, he may proceed to the=
 pawnshop with two substantial securities, and if he can recollect the numb=
er, date, and amount of the transaction, another ticket is issued to him wi=
th which he may recover his property at once, or at any time within the ori=
ginal sixteen months. Pawn-tickets are not unseldom offered as pledges, and=
 are readily received, as the loan is never more than half the value of the=
 deposit; and tickets thus obtained are often sold either to a third person=
 or perhaps to the pawnbroker who issued them in the first instance. Former=
ly, when the interest payable was four per cent. per month, it was a standi=
ng rule that during the last three months in every year, i.e., the winter s=
eason, pledges might be redeemed at a diminished rate, so that poor people =
should have a better chance of getting back their wadded clothes to protect=
 them from the inclemency of frost and cold. But since the rate of interest=
 has been reduced to three per cent. this custom has almost passed away; it=
s observance is, however, sometimes called for by a special proclamation of=
 the local magistrate when the necessaries of life are unusually dear, and =
the times generally are bad. The following is a translation of a ticket iss=
ued by one of these shops, which may often be recognised in a Chinese city =
by the character for /pawn/ painted on an enormous scale in some conspicuou=
s position:--&quot;In accordance with instructions from the authorities, in=
terest will be charged at the rate of three per cent. [per month] for a per=
iod of sixteen months, at the expiration of which the pledge, if not redeem=
ed, will become the property of the pawnbroker, to be disposed of as he sha=
ll think fit. All damages to the deposit arising from war, the operations o=
f nature, insects, rats, mildew, &amp;c., to be accepted by both sides as t=
he will of Heaven. Deposits will be returned on presentation of the proper =
ticket without reference to the possession of it by the applicant.&quot; Be=
sides this, the name and address of the pawnshop, a number, description of =
the article pledged, amount lent, and finally the date, are entered in thei=
r proper places upon the ticket, which is stamped as a precaution against f=
orgery with the private stamp of the pawnshop. Jewels are not received as p=
ledges, and gold and silver only under certain restrictions. The other clas=
s is not recognised by the authorities, and its very existence is illegal, =
though of course winked at by a venial executive. Shops of this kind, which=
 may be known by the character for /keep/, are very much frequented by the =
poor. A more liberal loan is obtainable than at the licensed pawnbroker's, =
but on the other hand the rate of interest charged is very much more severe=
 Pledges are only received for three months, and on the ticket issued ther=
e is no stipulation about damage to the deposit. No satisfaction is to be g=
ot in case of fraud or injustice to either side: a magistrate would refuse =
to hear a case either for or against one of these unlicensed shops. They ca=
rry on their trade in daily fear of the rowdies who infest every Chinese to=
wn, granting loans to these ruffians on valueless articles, which in many c=
ases are returned without payment either of interest or principal, thereby =
securing themselves from the disturbances which &quot;bare poles&quot; who =
have nothing to lose are ever ready to create at a moment's notice, and whi=
ch would infallibly hand them over to the clutches of hungry and rapacious =
officials. The counters over which all business is transacted are from six =
to eight feet high, strongly made, and of such a nature that to scale them =
would be a very difficult matter, and to grab anything with the view of mak=
ing a bolt for the street utterly and entirely impossible. In a Chinese cit=
y, where there is no police force to look after the safety of life and prop=
erty, and where everybody prefers to let a thief pass rather than risk bein=
g called as a witness before the magistrate, it becomes necessary to guard =
against such contingencies as these. As things are now, pawnshops may be co=
nsidered the most flourishing institutions in the country; and in these est=
ablishments many even of the highest officials invest savings squeezed from=
 the districts entrusted to their paternal care. POSTAL SERVICE Many reside=
nts in China are profoundly ignorant of the existence of a native postal se=
rvice; and even the few who have heard of such an institution, are not awar=
e of the comparative safety and speed with which even a valuable letter may=
 be forwarded from one end of the Empire to the other. Government despatche=
s are conveyed to their destinations by a staff of men specially employed f=
or the purpose, and under the control of the Board of War in Peking. They r=
ide from station to station at a fair pace, considering the sorry, ill-fed =
nags upon which they are mounted; important documents being often carried t=
o great distances, at a rate of two hundred miles a-day. The people, howeve=
r, are not allowed to avail themselves of this means of communication, but =
the necessities of trade have driven them to organise a system of their own=
 In any Chinese town of any pretensions whatever, there are sure to be sev=
eral &quot;letter offices,&quot; each monopolising one or more provinces, t=
o and from which they make it their special business to convey letters and =
small parcels. The safety of whatever is entrusted to their care is guarant=
eed, and its value made good if lost; at the same time, the contents of all=
 packets must be declared at the office where posted, so that a correspondi=
ng premium may be charged for their transmission. The letter-carriers trave=
l chiefly on foot, sometimes on donkeys, to be found on all the great highw=
ays of China, and which run with unerring accuracy from one station to anot=
her, unaccompanied by any one except the hirer. There is little danger of t=
he donkeys being stolen, unless carried off bodily, for heaven and earth co=
uld no more move them from their beaten track than the traveller who, desir=
ous of making two stages without halting, could induce them to pass the doo=
r of the station they have just arrived at. Carrying about eighty or ninety=
 pounds weight of mail matter, these men trudge along some five miles an ho=
ur till they reach the extent of their tether; there they hand over the bag=
 to a fresh man, who starts off, no matter at what hour of the day or night=
, and regardless of good or bad weather alike, till he too has quitted hims=
elf of his responsibility by passing on the bag to a third man. They make a=
 point of never eating a full meal; they eat themselves, as the Chinese say=
, six or seven tenths full, taking food as often as they feel at all hungry=
, and thus preserve themselves from getting broken-winded early in life. Re=
cruited from the strongest and healthiest of the working-classes, it is abo=
ve all indispensable that the Chinese letter-carrier should not be afraid o=
f any ghostly enemy, such as bogies or devils. In this respect they must be=
 tried men before they are entrusted with a mail; for an ordinary Chinaman =
is so instinctively afraid of night and darkness, that the slightest rustle=
 by the wayside would be enough to make him fling down the bag and take to =
his heels as if all the spirits of darkness had been loosed upon him at one=
 and the same moment. The scale of charges is very low. The cost of sending=
 a letter from Peking to Hankow--650 miles, as the crow flies--being no mor=
e than eight cents, or four pence. About thirty per cent. of the postage is=
 always paid by the sender, to secure the office against imposition and los=
s; the balance is recoverable from the person to whom the letter is address=
ed. These offices are largely used by merchants in the course of trade, and=
 bills of exchange are constantly being thus sent, while the banks forward =
the foil or other half to the house on which it is drawn, receipt of which =
is necessary before the draft can be cashed. Such documents, together with =
small packets of sycee, make up a tolerably valuable bag, and would often f=
all a prey to the highwaymen which infest many of the provinces, but that m=
ost offices anticipate these casualties by compounding for a certain annual=
 sum which is paid regularly to the leader of the gang. For this blackmail =
the robbers of the district not only agree to abstain from pilfering themse=
lves, but also to keep all others from doing so too. The arrangement suits =
the local officials admirably, as they escape those pains and penalties whi=
ch would be exacted if it came to be known that their rule was too weak, an=
d their example powerless to keep the district free from the outrages of th=
ieves and highwaymen. Large firms, which supply carts to travellers between=
 given points, are also often in the habit of contracting with the brigands=
 of the neighbourhood for the safe passage of their customers. In some part=
s soldiers are told off by the resident military officials to escort travel=
lers who leave the inns before daybreak, until there is enough light to sec=
ure them against the dangers of a sudden attack. In others, there are bands=
 of trained men who hire themselves out in companies of three to five to co=
nvey a string of carts with their dozen passengers across some dangerous pa=
rt of the country, where it is known that foot-pads are on the look-out for=
 unwary travellers. The escort consists of this small number only, for the =
reason that each man composing it is supposed to be equal to five or six ro=
bbers, not in mere strength, but in agility and knowledge of sword-exercise=
 To accustom themselves to the attacks of numbers, and to acquire the requ=
isite skill in fighting more than one adversary at a time, these men practi=
se in the following remarkable manner. In a lofty barn heavy bags of sand a=
re hung in a circle by long ropes to the roof, and in the middle of these t=
he student takes up his position. He then strikes one of the bags a good bl=
ow with his fist, sending it flying to a distance from him, another in the =
same way, then another, and so on until he has them all swinging about in e=
very possible direction. By the time he has hit two or three it is time to =
look out for the return of the first, and sometimes two will come down on h=
im at once from opposite quarters; his part is to be ready for all emergenc=
ies, and keep the whole lot swinging without ever letting one touch him. If=
 he fails in this, he must not aspire to escort a traveller over a lonesome=
 plain; and, besides, the ruthless sand-bag will knock him head over heels =
into the bargain. SLANG Although native scholars in China have not deemed i=
t worth while to compile such a work as the &quot;Slang Dictionary,&quot; i=
t is no less a fact that slang occupies quite as important a position in Ch=
inese as in any language of the West. Thieves have their /argot/, as with u=
s, intelligible only to each other; and phrases constantly occur, even in r=
efined conversation, the original of which can be traced infallibly to the =
kennel. /Why so much paint?/ is the equivalent of /What a swell you are!/ a=
nd is specially expressive in China, where beneath a flowered blue silk rob=
e there often peeps out a pair of salmon- coloured inexpressibles of the sa=
me costly material. /They have put down their barrows/, means that certain =
men have struck work, and is peculiarly comprehensible in a country where s=
o much transport is effected in this laborious way. Barrows are common all =
over the Empire, both for the conveyance of goods and passengers; and where=
 long distances have to be traversed, donkeys are frequently harnessed in f=
ront. The traditional sail is also occasionally used: we ourselves have see=
n barrows running before the wind between Tientsin and Taku, of course with=
 a man pushing behind. /The children have official business/, is understood=
 to mean they are laid up with the small-pox; the metaphor implying that th=
eir /turn/ has come, just as a turn of official duty comes round to every M=
anchu in Peking, and in the same inevitable way. Vaccination is gradually d=
ispelling this erroneous notion, but the phrase we have given is not likely=
 to disappear. A magistrate who has /skinned the place clean/, has extorted=
 every possible cash from the district committed to his charge--a &quot;fat=
her and mother&quot; of the people, as his grasping honour is called. /That=
 horse has a mane/, says the Chinese housebreaker, speaking of a wall well =
studded at the top with pieces of broken glass or sharp iron spikes. /You'l=
l have to sprinkle so much water/, urges the friend who advises you to keep=
 clear of law, likening official greed to dust, which requires a liberal ou=
tlay of water in the shape of banknotes to make it lie. A /flowery bill/ is=
 understood from one end of China to the other as that particular kind in w=
hich our native servants delight to indulge, namely, an account charging tw=
ice as much for everything as was really paid, and containing twice as much=
 in quantity as was actually supplied. A /flowery suit/ is a case in which =
women play a prominent part. /You scorched me yesterday/ is a quiet way of =
remarking that an appointment was broken, and implying that the rays of the=
 sun were unpleasantly hot. /Don't pick out the sugar/ is a very necessary =
injunction to a servant sent to market to buy food, &amp;c., the metaphor b=
eing taken from a kind of sweet dumpling consumed in great quantities by ri=
ch and poor alike. Another phrase is, /Don't ride the donkey/, which may be=
 explained by the proverbial dislike of Chinamen for walking exercise, and =
the temptation to hire a donkey, and squeeze the fare out of the money give=
n them for other purposes. /That house is not clean inside/, signifies that=
 devils and bogies, so dreaded by the Chinese, have taken up their residenc=
e therein; in fact, that the house is haunted. /He's all rice-water/, i.e.,=
 gives one plenty of the water in which rice has been boiled, but none of t=
he rice itself, is said of a man who promises much and does nothing. /One l=
oad between the two/ is very commonly said of two men who have married two =
sisters. In China, a coolie's &quot;load&quot; consists of two baskets or b=
undles slung with ropes to the end of a flat bamboo pole about five feet in=
 length, and thus carried across the shoulder. Hence the expression. Apropo=
s of marriage, /the guitar string is broken/, is an elegant periphrasis by =
which it is understood that a man's wife is dead, the verb &quot;to die&quo=
t; being rarely used in conversation, and never of a relative or friend. He=
 will not /put a new string to his guitar/ is, of course, a continuation of=
 the same idea, more coarsely expressed as /putting on a new coat/. His fat=
her has been /gathered to the west/--a phrase evidently of Buddhistic impor=
t--/is no more, has gone for a stroll, has bid adieu to the world/, may all=
 be employed to supply the place of the tabooed verb, which is chiefly used=
 of animals and plants. After a few days' illness /he kicked/, is a vulgar =
way of putting it and analogous to the English slang idiom. The Emperor /be=
comes a guest on high/, riding up to heaven on the dragon's back, with flow=
ers of rhetoric ad nauseam; Buddhist priests /revolve into emptiness/, i.e.=
, are annihilated; the soul of the Taoist priest /wings its flight away/. /=
Only a candle-end left/ is said of an affair which nears completion; /red/ =
and /white matters/ are marriages and deaths, so called from the colour of =
the clothes worn on these important occasions. A blushing person /fires up/=
, or literally, /ups fire/, according to the Chinese idiom. To be fond of /=
blowing/ resembles our modern term /gassing/. A /lose-money-goods/ is a dau=
ghter as compared with a son who can go out in the world and earn money, wh=
ereas a daughter must be provided with a dowry before any one will marry he=
r. A more genuine metaphor is a /thousand ounces of silver/; it expresses t=
he real affection Chinese parents have for their daughters as well as their=
 sons. To /let the dog out/ is the same as our letting the cat out; to /run=
 against a nail/ is allied to kicking against the pricks. A man of superfic=
ial knowledge is called /half a bottle of vinegar/, though why vinegar, in =
preference to anything else, we have not been able to discover. He has alwa=
ys /got his gun in his hand/ is a reproach launched at the head of some con=
firmed opium debauchee, one of those few reckless smokers to whom opium is =
indeed a curse. They have /burnt paper together/, makes it clear to a Chine=
se mind that the persons spoken of have gone through the marriage service, =
part of which ceremony consists in burning silver paper, made up to resembl=
e lumps of the pure metal. /We have split/ is one of those happy idioms whi=
ch lose nothing in translation, being word for word the same in both langua=
ges, and with exactly the same meaning. /A crooked stick/ is a man whose ec=
centricities keep people from associating freely with him; he won't lie con=
veniently in a bundle with the other sticks. We will bring this short sketc=
h to a close with one more example, valuable because it is old, because the=
 date at which it came into existence can be fixed with unerring certainty,=
 and because it is commonly used in all parts of China, though hardly one e=
ducated man in ten would be able to tell the reason why. A jealous woman is=
 said /to drink vinegar/, and the origin of the term is as follows:--Fang H=
suan- ling was the favourite Minister of the Emperor T'ai Tsung, of the T'a=
ng dynasty. He lived A.D. 578-648. One day his master gave him a maid of ho=
nour from the palace as second wife, but the first or real wife made the pl=
ace too hot for the poor girl to live in. Fang complained to the Emperor, w=
ho gave him a bowl of poison, telling him to offer his troublesome wife the=
 choice between death and peaceable behaviour for the future. The lady inst=
antly chose the former, and drank up the bowl of /vinegar/, which the Emper=
or had substituted to try her constancy. Subsequently, on his Majesty's rec=
ommendation, Fang sent the young lady back to resume her duties as tire-wom=
an to the Empress. But the phrase lived, and has survived to this day.</p>=
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