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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Joshua Glazer)
Fri May 4 14:32:26 2001
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Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 11:30:30 -0700
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From: Joshua Glazer <vbunny@alum.mit.edu>
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Dear President Bush!
Congratulations! You finally did it! You actually got us kicked out of
the Human Rights Commission! (If you haven't yet heard the news, have
someone read it to you from http://www.msnbc.com/news/568412.asp#BODY)
Now you can concentrate on wasting energy and killing trees and lining
the pockets of your oily faced supporters.
I usually think of you as incompetent. However, considering that the
United Nations Human Rights Commission was founded with American support
and also considering that it makes it's home here on American soil, I
see this an amazing achievement, proving that you are not only a
lobotomized baboon, but also a generally bad guy.
Taking such information into account, as well as considering the fact
that out of the body of Self Proclaimed Republicans that elected you,
only those with below average intelligence still respect you 4 months
after you took office, I urge you to resign from your post, and take
your dirty Dick with you.
I also urge everyone reading this letter to write their own letter to
you, expressing just how they feel. I wish you cared about us (that is,
the youth of the country), so we could protest you and you'd listen, but
unfortunately we're not yet rich enough to show up on your dollar sign
radar. If you leave office soon, I promise to consider it the first
good thing you've ever done and might regain some respect for you,
although you'll never have all of my respect until you learn to speak a
recognized language correctly (it doesn't even have to be English- just
learn something so somebody can understand you).
So thank you for your time. As a quick recap, please resign. Have a
great day!
Joshua Glazer
