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Oprah's struggles with belly bulge are over. Drop 4 Sizes by V-day
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Oprah's Struggle)
Sun Feb 8 08:06:14 2015
Date: Sun, 08 Feb 2015 06:08:02 -0700
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<p><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #f4f5f5;">The last time Hermione Granger visited me from Hogwarts was during her third year in school. After taking her to Pier 39, I went with her down to The Codmother of Fish&Chips. It seemed fitting to hear Hermione 24604955 comment on her nation's staple in a sexy British accent while I admire her beautiful curly hair.
Our Fish&Chips came out piping hot. Not as hot as Hermione of course, but it was perfect for a foggy day. Being the gentleman 24604955 that I am, I opened a packet of Tartar Sauce for my companion. She looked at the packet with curiosity.
"What is that mayonnaise sauce you're giving me?" (COD DAYM, her accent is sexy)
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So how's school so far? I asked.
"It's been super busy. I've been juggling Muggle Studies, this ridiculous Astronomy class *eyeroll*, and of course Potions is always difficult. On top of all that, 24604955 Harry is always pulling me into some trouble with this new map that he has. Uh, can't wait until our class trip to Hogsmead."
(Once again, imagine her ridiculously sexy accent)
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"Accio delicious fish"
In the blink of an eye, the fish on my paper tray was gone, and a new one appeared on Hermione's hands. I asked her if she stole my fish with her magic, but she convinced me that it was Crookshanks who ate it when I wasn't looking. I wasn't sure if i was convinced by her logic or her sexy accent. Anyway, I was just about to ask her out for a romantic bottle of Butterbeer when a redhead boy apparated out of nowhere.7ea99ed1b6714702bd5343b786c98bee
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