[189] in Discussion of MIT-community interests
[Fwd: Zhe vs Sourav Death Match]
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Morgan A. Sonderegger)
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Hey everyone... lighten up a bit. It's not a death match, after all :-)
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Morgan
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Subject: Zhe vs Sourav Death Match
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From http://www.csee.cc/dmatch -
Round 1:
"You see my weapon?" Zhe askes in a dirty harry voice, "It's a steel
reinforced, nasa engineered dictionary definitions & a strange obsession
with SAVE, the most powerful dictionary definitions & a strange obsession
with SAVE in the world." Sourav, obviously impressed says, "w-...wow." For
a few seconds both combatants gaze admiringly at the dictionary definitions
& a strange obsession with SAVE, suddenly Zhe blurts
"please-allow-me-to-demonstrate" and hits Sourav brutally in the gut with it.
'Oh, you want a piece of me now?' asks Zhe, Sourav bites off a huge chunk
of Zhe's flesh. 'Man, I didn't mean it all literal like' whines Zhe.
Round 2:
Zhe smashes the dictionary definitions & a strange obsession with SAVE down
on Sourav's left foot, and after some hopping around clutching the injured
appendage, Sourav vows revenge.
Sourav puts Zhe in a sleeper hold, forcing Zhe to sing 'Rubber Ducky' in
its entirety before letting her go.
Round 3:
'Here's a move I learned in 'nam' says Zhe karate chopping Sourav in the neck.
'Here's a move I learned in 'nam' says Sourav karate chopping Zhe in the neck.
Round 4:
Zhe raises the dictionary definitions & a strange obsession with SAVE up in
the air and yells "I summon all the power contained in my dictionary
definitions & a strange obsession with SAVE". The dictionary definitions &
a strange obsession with SAVE begins to glow a deep tangerineish color, and
the weapon comes down on Sourav's head mercilessly.
'I got something here in my pocket for ya' says Sourav, Zhe giddy from
anticipation says 'ooh ohh! What is it?!?' Sourav pulls the Charles Vest's
email address & a strange obsession with SAVE, out and hits Zhe right in
the lips with it.
Round 5:
Zhe puts both arms up in the air and lifts a knee in the air and as Sourav
approaches, Zhe nails Sourav right in the dome with the Crane Kick of
Karate Kid Fame.
Sourav puts catsup on the Charles Vest's email address & a strange
obsession with SAVE and stuffs it in Zhe's mouth, 'You like that? huh? Does
that tatse good' Sourav inquires.
Zhe wins!
The match is over
Zhe beat Sourav to death with a dictionary definitions & a strange
obsession with SAVE. Sourav had only a Charles Vest's email address & a
strange obsession with SAVE for defense
I actually find the repetitiveness surprisingly realistic. Especially the
bit saying the same thing twice in a row...
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"Now, of my threescore years and ten,
Twenty will not come again,
And take from seventy springs a score,
It only leaves me fifty more."
A. E. Housman, 'Lovliest of Trees'
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