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Mother Goose ...
epeisach@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (epeisach@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Tue Nov 29 09:39:33 1988
After looking at the Comics yesterday (The one about wanting someone to
cuddle, keep you warm, ... Grim states that he probably just wants an
electric blanket)
I began to think - Why is an electric blanket better than a
boy/girl-friend:
1) You can sit on it and it will neve get upset
2) It will never complain if you come home late (or not at all)
3) It doesn't mind you seeing other people
4) It never gets jealous
5) It doesn't mind if your cold
6) It may shock you, but it will never leave you
7) It's always home waiting for you to return
8) It never is late
9) You don't need to feed it
10) It will jump into bed with you
11) It never has a bitter word to say to you
Any others?
