[5095] in APO News
Hear ye this!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (paladin@lillith.mit.edu)
Sun Jan 14 17:37:38 2001
Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 17:37:24 -0500 (EST)
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God hath spake his righteous judgement:
Jen Selby shall be the PC of the Reg Day, and the PC of the Reg Day shall
be Jen Selby.
Melima and Antonio shall be the PCs of Book Ex and the PCs of Book Ex
shall be Melima and Antonio, henceforth to be known as Mork and Mindy, by
holy proclamation.
And the Lord's people did rejoice, and revel in wine and other pleasures,
and this did displease the lord. Thus the lord sent upon them a plague of
small-biting insects, and a plague of jumping amphibians, and a plague of
bodily fluids, and a plague of infectious skin disorders, and a plague of
missing socks, and a plague of shrunken cotton t-shirts, and a plague of
warm-spots in the swimming pool water, and a plague of uncomfortable
itching in certain below-the-waist-spots-that-never-see-the-sun, and a
plague of sociopathic vietnamesse mailmen with meat-cleavers the size of
your head, and a plague of uncomfortable fungal infections upon the feet
of children above the age of 10 and 3, but below the age of 20 and 9
except those born on days of the sabbath or a full moon or the first
tuesday after the second wednesday of each month which is not divisible by
3, etc. etc.. And of course by this time the Lord's people were all quite
dead or had moved away rather hastily, or chosen to worship a diffeent,
less vengeful god.
Amen, the will of The Lord be done.
Eric
