[5091] in APO News
PCs!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (paladin@lillith.mit.edu)
Wed Jan 10 19:14:04 2001
Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2001 19:13:55 -0500 (EST)
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We need a PC for Book Exchange (if you want a description of what the job
entails, a good person to ask is Emily - emarcus).
We also need a PC for Reg Day (ask Sam). I will bug everyone tomorrow at
CPPC about this. I WILL find someone to do the stuff.
The open project on the 17 also needs a PC. Don't know what's happenin'
yet.
I have either the flu or pneumonia say the doctor's - actually they are
wrong: this is the new strain of the Ebola* and they just can't admit
it to them selves that WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
If we don't have PCs for these events soon I will cut open my arm and
force feed you some of my infected blood. I will perform this once per
hour starting on the third day before the event, and continuing until
someone volunteers to PC the event, or we run out of people.
Needless to say, so long as you punks volunteer to PC, I have decided to
stay clear of all APO functins until I am better.
YiLethalinFectiousclass5viruseS
Eric
* progression of the symptoms of Ebola (a class 5 Marburg Hemorrhagic
Virus) infection: migraine headaches, explosive diahrea, projectile
vomiting, swelling and hemorrhaging of genetalia, sloughing of throat,
stomach and intestine lining, liquification of internal organs, loss of
consciousness, hemorrhaging of epidermis, death. Did I forget anything?
