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[rec.humor.funny] I vant to suck your blood...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (marc@Athena.MIT.EDU)
Mon Jul 20 00:44:57 1992
From: marc@Athena.MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 92 00:42:20 -0400
To: blood-drive@Athena.MIT.EDU
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From: TMANCUSO@drew.drew.edu (Tina)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: I vant to suck your blood...
Keywords: original, chuckle
Date: 18 Jul 92 08:30:04 GMT
I wrote this with the help of Dave Biondi and Paul Coen, during a
blood drive here at Drew.
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Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
10) Watch the bag fill.
9) Hyperventilate.
8) Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it.
7) Race to see who fills their bag first (requires 2 or more people).
6) Puncture the bag near the top and see whether they pull the
needle out of your arm before the blood squirts out.
5) While they're not looking, substitute a bag of orange liquid and
complain they gave you too much Tang.
4) Insist that you want to give 2 pints.
3) Faint.
2) Tell them you saw the bag twitch.
1) Drip red food coloring on the floor and lick it up.
--Tina
tmancuso@drew.drew.edu
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