[10476] in APO News
Unholiest (hu)Man On Campus: Nominate your friends!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jessica Leon)
Thu Oct 18 01:33:31 2007
Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:29:21 -0400
From: Jessica Leon <leonj@MIT.EDU>
To: Unholiest@mit.edu
In-Reply-To: <43A61076.5090708@mit.edu>
Know someone who wickedly sneers at unsuspecting onlookers, outrageously
and uses [God, Cthulhu, Zeus, etc.]'s name in vain too often to count?
Nominate them for UMOC! Unholiest (hu)Man On Campus!
UMOC is a week long competition from 10/29 to 11/2 where all of campus
votes on who's the Unholiest of the Unholiest. It's one penny a vote; vote
early, vote often!
Then, when one of you has been crowned supreme pustulent smegmatic boil
on the face of humanity, (don't worry! metaphorically, of course), all of
the money goes to a charity of the winner's choice.
How to Run and fiendishly coerce your friends to run:
1. E-mail umoc@mit.edu <mailto:umoc@mit.edu>. Tell us about how Zeus
hating your friends are and convince them its a good idea (They get to
pick a charity after all).
2. Campaign! Send e-mails. Start flamewars. Poster unflattering pictures
of your friends in the infinite. Piss people off! If all else fails, streak
through Lobby 10 or something.
3. Create controversy! Remember: to be The Unholiest at a place like
MIT, you need all the bad publicity you can get!
4. Sign yourself up for Unholiest (hu)Man On Campus! After all, if you
ratted your friends out, you must be unholy...
Jessica Leon
Alpha Phi Omega
