[872] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri Aug 12
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Fri Aug 12 01:24:49 1988
From: Don't reply to root! <root@ATHENA.MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 12 Aug 88 01:21:57 EDT
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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bblit (Scott I Berkenblit):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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datuv (Laura F Finkelstein):
To live life to its fullest. To get through August. To cram
40 hours of living into every day. To always see the bright side of
things.
It was an average day, a day like any other day, and yet it
was different. What pray tell, was different about it? Well I don't
know, but it was different.
---by "A Renowned Author", _"A Famous Book"_
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dkk (David K Krikorian):
Try fingering mary@screw...
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dschmidt (Dan Schmidt):
You're so pusillanimous oh yeah
Nature's callin' an' I mus' go there
"Another Day" the Rutles
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eichin (Mark W. Eichin):
``... half-life of ten thousand years
has Carbon 14...''
-- Sting (of course)
It is interesting to note that some of the biggest advocates of
nuclear power today are those who have specialized in COAL as an
alternate power...
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henry (Henry Mensch):
"If I'd known it was going to turn out like this, I might have said
'no' to Jesus."
-- Mother Teresa
--
<you'll find me here usually . . .
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
Q -- Is there life elsewhere in the universe?
A -- Unquestionably. It is a known scientific fact that life gets steadily
more intelligent the farther you go in any direction from Waco, Texas.
This is why the Orient, which is on the opposite side of the Earth from
Waco, has historically been the source of philosophy and reliable
electronic products. It is only logical to conclude that beings in other
galaxies, some of which are millions of light-years from Waco, would be
*very* bright.
Dave Barry "Intoxication and Other Near-Death Experiences"
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mugambo (Tim Shippert):
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The Mugambo Squid
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rmsugiur (Bob Sugiura):
They can no longer move
I can no longer be still
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sethf (Seth Finkelstein):
From the current README of public xpix:
XPIX is gone. The 5.1M of diskspace is going to more productive use.
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weiss (Scott Weiss):
Scott D. Weiss
Stanford: weiss@portia.stanford.edu
\ / MIT: weiss@athena.mit.edu
o O JPL: weiss@devvax.jpl.nasa.gov
' Permanent: 9867 NW 6th Ct
\___/ Plantation, Florida 33324
(305) 476-7712
Toto, I don't... Toto, Toto! Get over here, Toto! You little bitch!
Now I've got you... Wack! Wack! Wack! That'll teach ya'...
(only kidding)
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wisner (Bill Wisner):
"Kato, what is going on in that little yellow brain of yours?"
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