[778] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed Jun 8
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Wed Jun 8 02:24:33 1988
From: Don't reply to root! <root@ATHENA.MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 8 Jun 88 01:22:59 EST
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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ambar (Jean Marie Diaz):
From: wiley!doug
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN TRAVELLING IN MOSLEM AREAS
This is from a multi-generation xerox copy that was given to me by
someone I know. I have no idea where it came it from or if it is accurate,
but it is amusing nonetheless.
USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN
TRAVELLING IN MOSLEM AREAS:
AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
FEKR GABUL CRADAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor
with my arms above my head and my legs apart.
SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.
AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST.
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk
of your car.
FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA
JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages
I will glady reciprocate by betraying my country in public.
KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMERIKAHEY.
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies
travelling as reporters.
BALLI, BALLI, BALLI !
Whatever you say!
MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN.
The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.
TIEKH NUNEH OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM.
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have
the recipe.
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balamac (Brian A. LaMacchia):
All mail now forwards to Bell Labs. My address there is:
"houem!brianl@att.arpa"
Notice that the last character is a lower-case "L", not a 1.
Hopefully this will be changed to "bal" soon, but I have to
debug the adn ministration first. They don't want any two
people to have the same username, regardless of whether ot r not
they`re on the same machine...
US Mail mail be sent to me at work at the folowng address:
Brian LaMacchia
Room 3N-514
AT&T Bell Laboratories
Crawfords Corner Road
Holmdel, NJ 07733-1988
My work phone number is:
(201) 949-7438
Call collect if it's urgent. After all, we ARE the phone company...
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nrp (Niki R Pantelias):
"And summer became the fall
I was not ready for the winter
It makes no difference at all
'Cause I wear boots all summer long"
-- Stevie Nicks
"Nightbird"
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wisner (Bill Wisner):
"Ronald McDonald is a capitalist stooge!!"
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