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New quotes for Tue Nov 15
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Tue Nov 15 03:54:43 1994
Date: Tue, 15 Nov 1994 03:54:06 -0500
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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aellwood (lxs lwood):
My Fishtank:
Current Fish:
Fish Name: Type:
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Darkness Iridescent Shark
Light Iridescent Shark
Taizer Khuli Loach
Foo Algae Eater
Bar Algae Eater
Quux Algae Eater
Yakko Tiger Barb
Wakko Tiger Barb
Dot Tiger Barb
Cream Puff Albino Tiger Barb
Proton Albino Tiger Barb
Sylvester Green Tiger Barb
Spike Green Tiger Barb
Galahad Black Angel
Merlin Silver & Black Angel
Little Fish Dwarf Gouramis
Fire Gold Gouramis
Ice Blue Gouramis
Fish no longer in tank:
Fish Name: Type: Why not in tank:
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Mr. Clarence Fish Gold Mollie Died of Ick
Brave Sir Robin Black Angel Eaten by Rosie the cat
Mr. Guppy Fancy Guppie Eaten by King Arthur
Mr. Guppy II Fancy Guppie Eaten by Sir Lancelot
Mr. Guppy III Fancy Guppie Eaten by King Arthur
Mrs. Guppy-Guppy-Guppy Fancy Guppie Eaten by Sir Galahad
Mars the Red Planet Beta Given to Anca
Sir Lancelot Silver Angel Given to DCNS
King Arthur Silver & Black Angel Given to DCNS
Sugar Angelicus Catfish Eaten by Cray-ymp
Baz Algae Eater Eaten by Cray-ymp
Cray-ymp Crayfish Given to Anca
Caffeine Angelicus Catfish Died of fin rot
Phantom Silver Mollie Died of fin rot
Shock Therapy Khuli Loach Died of Shock
Cattle Prod Khuli Loach Died of Shock
Explode Button Khuli Loach Washed down drain
Twinkie Red Lace Barb Died of Popeye
Mr. Fish-Fish Black Mollie Fin rot, the plague continues
Gawain Black Angel Sucked into filter
Wiley Coyote Green Tiger Barb One day he just wasn't there
Mrs. Anita Fish-Fish Gold Mollie More fin rot
Clubert Black Convict eaten by Speed Racer
Plutanium Jewel Cichlid eaten by Speed Racer
Armageddon Pleco eaten by Speed Racer
(no name) Red Honey Gouramis eaten by Speed Racer
Speed Racer Goldfish Given to Anca, good riddance
Cheezit Red Lace Barb fin rot again and again
Twinkie II Red Lace Barb and yet more fin rot
It's not safe to be a fish....
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dmontgom (David R Montgomery):
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hoyt (C. Hoyt Bleakley):
"In my opinion you would be very fortunate to
get this person to work for you."
phone: 617-225-6268
"office" (Voo Doo): 617-253-4575
home in Virginia: 804-977-4564
fax in Virginia: 804-977-4616
fastest land mammal: cheetah
address: 3 Ames St. Box 83
Cambridge, MA 02142-1363
________________________________________________________________
In a surprise press release, negotiators for God and Satan have
revealed that they are nearing a settlement. What originally began as
a secret bargain to swap the souls of corrupt popes for the those of
Galileo and Voltaire has developed into wide-ranging negotiations.
According to sources, Satan is willing to renounce some of the more
egregious violent crimes in exchange for premarital sex, and certain
forms of theft by deception. Though both sides claim to be optimistic,
the talks have hit some rough areas, particularly pertaining to the
ownership of the Religious Right.
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nosaj (Jason M Sachs):
Alice, where are you going?
"Upstairs to take a bath!"
Alice, with legs like toothpicks
and a neck
like
a
gir
raffe-raffe-raffe-raffe-raffe-raffe-raffe-raffe
Alice steps in the bathtub
Alice pulls out the plug
Oh my goodness!
Oh my soul!
There goes Alice down the hole!
To the sewer, sewer, sewer.
Now, the sewer lies just three blocks northeast of Jones Junior High.
Three cheers for Jones Junior High!
It's the best junior high in Toledo;
Its colors are purple and white---
Purple is for loyalty and white is for the FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
For Jones Junior High I would die!
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That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place
that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any.
You may *think* there is, but once you get there, when
you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write
"Fuck you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I
think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a
cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say
"Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was
born and what year I died, and then right under that
it'll say "Fuck you." I'm positive, in fact.
-- J. D. Salinger,
"The Catcher in the Rye"
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the plan now is to graduate in may, then hopefully
stay another year for the MEng program if i can find
funding. if not... well, we'll see.
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schuang (Shanglin Chuang):
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