[5509] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed Jul 6
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Wed Jul 6 03:28:58 1994
Date: Wed, 6 Jul 1994 03:28:39 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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bag (John W Baggaley):
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hss (Hany Saleeb):
If not logged in, I was geeking until: Tue Jul 5 21:04:54 EDT 1994 My life is a set of equations waiting to be
,--, solved. Too many variables and too little time.
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,;`( )__, ) What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking
// // '--; somebody to do it for you !
' \ | ^
^ ^ Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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jcb (Jeff Bigler):
THE STATION BREAK
'Twas Brillo and the G.E. Stoves
did Proctor and Gamble in the Glade.
All Pilsbury were Tasty Loaves,
and in a Minute Maid.
Beware the station break, my son,
The voice that lulls, the ads that vex.
Beware the doctor's claim and shun
that horror called Brand X.
He took his Q-tip sword in hand.
Long time the tension headache sought.
Then Dristan he by Mercury
and Bayer-breaked in thought.
And as in Bufferin Gulf he stood
the station break, with Rise of Tame,
came Whisking through the Pride-hazed wood
and creme rinsed as it came.
Buy one, buy two, we're almost through
his Q-tip Dash went Spic and Span.
He Tide Air-Wick, and with Bisquick
went Aerowaxing Ban.
And hast thou Dreft the station break?
Ajax the Ban, Excedrin boy.
O Fab-wash day! Cashmere Bouquet!
He Handiwrapped with Joy.
'Twas Brillo and the G.E. Stoves
did Proctor and Gamble in the Glade.
All Pilsbury were Tasty Loaves,
and in a Minute Maid.
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mhuang (The Holy Loud Mouth):
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minhle (Minh S Le):
Top Quotes:
1. Don't zflirt
2. Seduce her mind and the rest will follow.
3. Friends Don't Let Friends use mosaic
4. Is that sarahs or are you just being cute with the Minhie?
5. "Of course I'm a geek, I goto MIT." - H.O.
6. "The world is your cow, you just have to do the milking." -Ninecows
7. "I want my underwear back!"
8. "Up the voltage."
If you need to get in touch with me call my office at the PFC at
x3-0025 or try 617-448-3807
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rctsai (Richard C. Tsai):
Work: Greenwich Capital Markets
Dollar Arbitrage Group
600 Steamboat Road
Greenwich, CT 06830
Tel: (203) 625-7905
Fax: (203) 629-9689
Address: 51 Schuyler Ave. (9A)
Stamford, CT 06902
Tel: (203) 961-0014
Internet: RCTSAI@GCM.COM
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therese (Therese):
Never, ever say: "I fell asleep in class"
Instead, say: "Notwithstanding the scintillating repartage concomitant
to this scholastic assemblage, intransigent preternatural biological
functions conspired to surmount my fragile resolve, plunging
consciousness beneath my direct autonomy and thus insuring a rapid
decline into somnolency."
-- Ultimate Student's Handbook
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