[5463] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat May 28
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Sat May 28 02:58:08 1994
Date: Sat, 28 May 1994 02:57:43 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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aliwang (Alice (Malice) Wang):
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cdrichmo (Christ David Richmond):
To walk and abide in the Grace and Peace of our Lord Christ Jesus.
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dryfoo (Gary L. Dryfoos):
} [5447] wesommer@ATHENA.MIT.EDU Central_America 05/13/94 15:06 (7 lines)
} Subject: Re: New quotes for Thu May 12
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} But Gary, what about the Boy Scouts and State Troopers he kills for their
} hats?
A base canard, grasshopper.
All Boy Scouts
know that Smokey is their patron deity,
and model their hats after His.
His own hat is Eternal.
Besides,
each year, at every Boy Scout camp around the country,
in late June and early September (the beginning and end of camp season),
an altar to Smokey is set up on the farthest edge of the camp
complete with bowls of honey, berries, nuts,
balogna sandwiches on whitebread
and a newly-carved wooden Smokey figurine
wearing a beautiful new felt smokey hat (in his own holy size 9 3/8).
So that if he needed a new hat, he could just take that one.
At Ken-Ettiwa-Pec, we members of the Order of the Arrow were responsible
for this holy obligation,
and we fulfilled it with pride.
Of course, what He does with State Troopers is his business.
Drown their butts!
Crush their butts!
Drown their butts!
Crush their butts!
[I am now also "http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/dryfoo/home.html"]
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dskern (David Kern):
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Silent Elwood never did put more than two sentences together, but all
those lost words burned from his Special 20 blues harp. And Joliet tore that
voice from some hidden darkness, twisting his chubby body, snarling at the
heavens, a born sinner. They used the basement because it was secret and
because the echo gave them a nice dirty sound: Howlin' Wolf and Little
Walter, slapping like a bad dream around the chilly room. And then one night,
Jake brought in a gleaming E string he said came from Elmore James' guitar.
He held it tight and as it glowed in the bulb light, Jake sliced Elwood's
middle finger and then his own. Now the solo boys with soul in their blood
were brothers. Jake and Elwood Blues...the Blues Brothers.
-Miami Mitch Glazer
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yandros (Chad Phillip Brown):
Excerpt from Mike Royko, <URL:news:S6cd.4051@clarinet.com>
[...]
And there's the old jukebox favorite. "You Are My
Sunshine," which would sound like this: "You are my significant
other, my only significant other. You make me happy when skies are
gray. You'll never know, dear, how much I relate to you. Please
don't take my significant other away."
One think I forgot to ask the guy in the bar: When his
significant other ended their relationship, did she at least
osculate him good-bye?
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