[5454] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri May 20
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Fri May 20 03:13:53 1994
Date: Fri, 20 May 1994 03:13:19 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
Spam, spam, spam, spam!
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mjdaly (Mark J Daly):
Strat '93 Standings (games played through May 19)
Atlanta 17 7 - .708
Philadelphia 18 10 1.0 .643
Houston 12 10 4.0 .545
San Francisco 29 27 4.0 .518
NY Yankees 14 14 5.0 .500
Toronto 8 8 3.0 .500
Texas 12 16 7.0 .429
Boston 10 14 7.0 .417
Seattle 10 24 12.0 .294
This Season: each team plays 4-game series at home and away against
every other team
Series results (home on right, away across top - home team score first):
Atl Bos Hou NYY Phi SF Sea Tex Tor
Atl *** 3-1 1-3 4-0
Bos *** 1-3 3-1 2-2 1-3
Hou *** 2-0
NYY 0-4 ***
Phi 1-3 2-2 *** 2-2
SF 2-2 4-0 3-1 2-2 1-3 *** 3-1 2-2
Sea 1-3 2-2 1-3 *** 2-2 2-2
Tex 1-3 1-3 3-1 ***
Tor 1-3 ***
SF-Tor split 4 but I forget where...
NYY beat SF 3-1 somewhere...
Phi beat Texas 3-1
Hou beat NYY 3-1
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svalente (Salvatore Valente):
"We had been married long enough that Fifi's burning gaze and
flaring nostrils told me _exactly_ what she wanted, so I hurriedly
peeled off her tight satin dress, dispatched her lacy French brassiere
with a flick of the wrist, her garter belt became a 'ringer' on the
furthest bedpost, and as I sent her imported silk stockings arcing
gracefully into the laundry hamper, I dropped to my knees and
promised never, _never_ to go into town wearing her clothes again."
William "Buddy" Ocheltree, Georgia
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therese (Therese):
Oh freddled gruntbuggly... Thy micturations are to me/ As
plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore
thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle
me with crinkly bindlewurdles,/ Or I will rend thee in the
gobberwarts with my blurdlecrungeon, see if I don't!
- Vogon Jeltz
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yssong (Yun S Song):
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