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New quotes for Tue Feb 1
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Tue Feb 1 04:24:49 1994
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 1994 04:24:00 -0500
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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abbe (Abbe J Cohen):
My hands were all shaky,
My face had gone pale.
A letter from santa
just arrived in the mail!
It was hand-written
In old-fasioned ink pen.
It was handsomely printed
And dated twelve ten.
"Dear Calvin," it said
"I'm writing because
This year I've repealed
My 'naughty/nice' laws.
So now I urge you:
Be vulgar and crude!
I *like* it when children
Are boorish and rude!
Burp at the table!
Gargle your peas!
Never say 'Thank you',
'You're welcome,' or 'please.'
Talk back to your mother!
Don't do as you're told!
Stick your tongue out
At your dad if he scolds!
Drive everyone crazy,
I really don't care!
Act like a jerk,
Anytime, Anywhere!
I'm changing the rules!
The *bad* girls and boys
Will be, from now on,
The ones who get toys!
Good little kids make
me sick, it's no joke.
Sincerely, Signed Santa."
...And then I awoke.
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dhunj (D R Ragade):
Fight the power. Subert the Loss.
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jhroh (Jae Hun Roh):
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Cambridge, MA 02139
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jsm (Jennifer S Merritt):
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lsc (Lecture Series Committee):
LSC Movies for the week of Feb 4 to Feb 6
Fri. Feb 4 Loaded Weapon I [R] 26-100 7 & 10
Emilio Estevez is a loose-cannon maverick cop, distraught over his dogUs
death. He is teamed with a by-the-book police detective to find the
fiends behind a scheme to funnel cocaine into innocent hands in the form
of "Wilderness Girl" cookies. This movie spoofs the Lethal Weapon
series, as well as many other buddy-cop movies.
Fri. Feb 4 The African Queen [???] 10-250 7:30
We begin our tribute to Humphrey Bogart with African Queen. Bogart,
the gin-drinking river trader, plays opposite Katherine Hepburn, the
prim missionary, (could you see Bogart as a prim missionary?), and
they together survive the dangers of treacherous river. A splendidly
successful mixture of comedy, character, and adventure. Directed by
John Huston (1951, 35mm print)
Sat. Feb 5 Manhattan Murder Mystery [PG] 26-100 7 & 10
Woody Allen and Diane Keaton are back together in this puckish satire of
contemporary mor\'es. Keaton is suspicious of the nice man down the hall,
and is anxious to go snooping. Woody is suspicious of Keaton's best
friend (Alan Alda) and is anxious to go snooping. A clever, funny
mystery with Woody and Keaton at their bumbling best. If you have never
seen a Woody Allen film, and especially if you have, see this one.
Sun. Feb 6 Dead Poets Society [PG] 10-250 7 & 10
Robin Williams stars as a liberal English teacher at an
ultra-conservative prep school in the late 1950s. Director Peter Weir
(Witness, Gallipoli) captures the passion and spirit of a dedicated
teacher who inspires his students to choose the freedom of individuality
and to reject the repression of conformity.
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For more information, call the LSC MovieLine, 258-8881,
or the LSC office, 253-3791.
MIT or Wellesley ID required, one guest allowed per ID.
Admission to movies is $2.00 and a 20-Admission
Superticket is available for $35.
Classics Double Feature tickets may be purchased for $3.00.
Double Feature tickets are good for admission to the
Classic Movie show at which they are purchased
plus any regular series LSC movie that same weekend.
Classic Movie shows end before the start of the second
show of the corresponding Friday series movie.
Problems and changes to the mailing list should be addressed to
info-lsc-request@zurich.ai.mit.edu
This service is neither maintained nor supported by the
MIT Lecture Series Committee.
To see this information again, finger -l lsc@martigny.ai.mit.edu
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nayana (California Girl):
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
351. Drown your sorrows by bending the elbow.
352. If you can do the time, do the crime.
353. Believe that numbers and stars influence the way your life works.
354. Use more plastic.
355. Put all your eggs in one basket.
356. Play with fire.
357. Split hairs.
358. Let slip the dogs of war.
359. Cut corners.
360. Drown yourself in perfume.
from Life's Little Destruction Book
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wamprat (Irwin Lee):
Last logged in on w20-575-50
at Mon Jan 31 11:46:34 EST 1994
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yoav (Yoav Yerushalmi):
My stupid schedule...:
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday
9-10 6.170
10-11 6.170 6.170 6.170
11-12 Tennis 6.033 Tennis 6.033
12-1 14.01 14.01 14.01
1-2 6.042J 6.042J
2-3 6.033 6.033 6.033
3-4 6.042J
Anyway.... hopefully i won't mess up too badly in
remembering which class goes where....
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