[5269] in Central_America
New quotes for Thu Jan 20
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Thu Jan 20 04:32:53 1994
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 1994 04:32:17 -0500
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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marthag (Martha H Greenberg):
home address:
32 Calvin St #1
Somerville, MA 02143
(617)666-9513
alternate home # (try the top one first):
(617)666-5482
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sorokin (Jessie Stickgold-Sarah):
@SONG: MOTHER
Go go go go now
Out of the nest it's time
Go go go now
Circus girl without a safety net
Here here here now don't cry
You raised your hand for the assignment
Tuck those ribbons under your helmet
Be a good soldier
First my left foot then my right behind the OTHER
Pantyhose running in the cold
Mother the car is here
Somebody leave the light on
Green limosine for the redhead DANCING dancing girl
And when I dance for him
Somebody leave the light on
Just in just in case I like the dancing
I can remember where I come from
I walked into your dream
And now I've forgotten how to dream my own dream
You are the CLEVER one aren't you
Brides in veils for you
We told you all of our secrets
All but one
And don't you even try
The phone has been disconnected
Dripping with blood and with time and with your advice
Poison me against the MOON
Mother the car is here
Somebody leave the light on
Black chariot for the redhead DANCING dancing girl
He's gonna change my name
Maybe you'll leave the light on
Just in just in case I like the dancing
I can remember where I come from
I escape into your escape into our very favorite fearscape
It's across the sky and across my heart and I cross my legs oh my god
First my left foot then my right behind the other
Breadcrumbs lost under the snow
Oo who mother
Oo mother the car is here
Maybe maybe you'll leave the light on
for the for the for the dancing girl
He's gonna change my name
Maybe you'll leave the light
Just in just in case I like the dancing
I can remember where I come from
Mother mother mother
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
461. Shave your legs with your husband's razor.
462. Use bug spray in the car.
463. Bite off more than you can chew.
464. Eat garlic just before business meetings and intimate dinners.
465. Indulge in character assassination.
466. Jiggle your foot continuously during job interviews.
467. Wallow in self-pity
468. Never dust.
469. Make scary faces at babies.
470. Run amok.
from Life's Little Destruction Book
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