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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Thu Jan 6 05:32:22 1994
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 1994 05:31:52 -0500
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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edmudama (Eric Danforth Mudama):
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mitsfs (MIT Science Fiction Society):
IAP '94 Library Schedule
As of Jan 5th, the following hours are scheduled to be held; this is by
no means a complete listing, as many more will be signed up for in the near
future. An updated schedule can be found by the door of the Library, and will
be entered here periodically.
Thrs 1/6 2pm - 4pm
Fri 1/7 5pm - 6pm *
Sat 1/8
Sun 1/9 10am - 2pm
Mon 1/10 7pm - 9pm
Tues 1/11
Weds 1/12 6pm - 8pm
Thrs 1/13
Fri 1/14 5pm - 6pm *
Sat 1/15
Sun 1/16 10am - 2pm
Mon 1/17 6pm - 9pm
Tues 1/18 2pm - midnight
Weds 1/19 6pm - midnight
Thrs 1/20 6pm - midnight
Fri 1/21 3pm - 6pm *
Sat 1/22
Sun 1/23 10am - 2pm, 7pm - 9pm
Mon 1/24 6pm - 10pm
Tues 1/25 4pm - 11pm
Weds 1/26 6pm - 9pm
Thrs 1/27 6pm - 8pm
Fri 1/28 3pm - 8pm *
* Weekly meetings are held Fridays at 5:30.
Members and non-members alike welcome!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
Keyholders will sometimes cancel their hours (indicated
on the schedule posted by the door); in general these changes will not
appear here, since we can't update it THAT frequently (sometimes people do
this five minutes before their hours...). Also, keyholders often hold the
Library open during unscheduled hours. So your best bet is usually to call
the Library at x8-5126 to see if the Library is currently open, for how long,
and the latest schedule (i.e. the one by the door).
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riki (Michael Y Liu):
College Address:
500 Memorial Drive
Room 250
Cambridge, MA 02139
(617)225-8900
e-mail addresses:
mliu@imsa.edu
riki@mit.edu
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
131. Remind people who lose their job that they probably should have
worked harder.
132. Accuse, confuse and refuse.
133. Prophesy woe, financial chaos and domination by Japan.
134. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April.
135. Talk with your mouth full.
136. Comment on weight gain in others.
137. Ask her if the diamond ring is real.
138. Keep a store of wisecracks for tense and serious situations.
139. Pound the table.
140. Try the expert trail the day you first put on skis.
from Life's Little Destruction Book
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 93 19:30:02 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Organization: Canon Information Systems Research Australia
From: graeme@research.canon.oz.au (Graeme Wong See)
Subject: Microsoft Magazine
Keywords: smirk, computers
Here in Australia Microsoft publishes a magazine called Comminique which
contains product news, tips and user profiles. One recent user profile was
the Australian Stock Exchange (the office part, not the floor) which moved
from character based applications to windows applications. There were a few
problems at first ...
"It took some users a while to come to grips with the
intuitive way Windows works".
Sounds intuitive to me !!
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