[5231] in Central_America
New quotes for Sun Dec 19
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Sun Dec 19 05:09:24 1993
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 1993 05:09:08 -0500
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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harris (Jonathan G Harris):
secretary: Gabrielle Joseph, x8-7026
Office hours:
***break***
Oswald acted alone.
UFO's are not alien spacecraft.
The Edenton 7 are innocent.
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
161. See if you can be the first one off the plane even if you are
sitting by the window.
162. Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making
dinner and hotel reservations.
163. Balance the checkbook every six months or so.
164. Have an alias and the IDs to prove it.
165. Keep two sets of books.
166. Don't volunteer for the back seat and never take the middle one.
167. Skip town.
168. Leave the lights on.
169. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
170. Give unsolicited advice.
from Life's Little Destruction Book
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