[5099] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri Sep 24
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Fri Sep 24 05:38:42 1993
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 93 05:38:05 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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belville (Sharon Belville):
The pun o' the day is:
Old monarchs never die - they're just throne away.
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ccwang (Ching-Cheng Wang):
1. Help me, I am going crazy.
2. Send me email, I don't get enough email.
3. Zwrite me, I don't get enough messages.
4. Call me, I don't get enough phone calls.
5. Greetings! If you are my cousin.
6. Sadhu! Sadhu! Sadhu! If you are a buddhist.
7. God bless you, if you are a christian.
8. Fuck off, if you worked or are working for my previous advisor.
9. Curse you, if you are a nonaqueous enzymologist.
10. Go to hell, if both 7 and 8 apply to you.
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ckclark (Calvin Clark):
The tusks that clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastadons, are billiard balls.
The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is ferric oxide, known as rust.
The grizzly bear whose potent hug
Was feared by all, is now a rug.
Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so good myself.
Arthur Guiterman, ``On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness''
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hch (Hernando Cortina):
This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!!
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kdmiller (Kenneth D Miller):
void main(){char b[17];int a=0,c=0,d; /* / for a good time, email: \ */
while(c!=-1){printf("%07x0:",a++);for /* ( kdmiller@athena.mit.edu ) */
(d=0;d<16;d++){c=getchar();b[d]=(c<' ' /* \ (Kenneth D. Miller III) / */
||c>'~')?'.':c;printf( "%s%02x",d&3?"":" ",c&255);}printf(" | %s\n",b);}}
Yes!! I'm online! Just use 'kdmiller@m11-113-14'...
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taback (Tracy Ann Back):
{from system: This user's .plan file is not world-readable}
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