[5064] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat Aug 21
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Sat Aug 21 04:45:13 1993
Date: Sat, 21 Aug 93 04:44:49 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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aellwood ('Lexis Ellwood):
*****Sung to the tune of "These are a few of my Favorite things"*****
by John "the Pasteuizer" Underkoffler and Joe "Saltine" Calzaretta
Short little kids getting killed in car crashes
Bandages covering deep wounds and gashes
Arms being broken and hanging in slings
These are a few of my favorite things
Horribly mangled men groaning and dying
Ripped and torn fingertips sizzling and frying
Pitiful insects deprived of their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Posthumous corpses with old rotten faces
Bullets in even the most remote places
Bombs that go off when the telephone rings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the sun shines
When the birds sing
When I'm feeling sad
I simply dismember my favorite limbs
And then I don't feel .... so bad
Dark yellow pills that cause bad burns and rashes
Clever machines that blind Arabs with flashes
Devices that choke you with wires and strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Scratching on blackboards to send your skin crawling
Marvellous beating and killing and mauling
Sewing your eyes shut with thin nylon strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Automobiles that don't stop for small weasels
Horrid vaccines that infect you with measles
Serums that simulate scorpion stings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the sun shines
When the birds sing
When I'm feeling sad
I simply dismember my favorite limbs
And then I don't feel .... so bad
Some tainted spinach for Popeye the Sailor
Children who've been raped by Vlad the Impaler
Evil and bloodthirsty Mideval kings
These are a few of my favorite things
Kiddie porn movies their teachers are making
Arsenic-laced cakes that their mothers are baking
Day care attendants who rape as they sing
These are a few of my favorite things
Nuclear missiles that everyone's fearing
Bracelets that shrink to the size of a key ring
Dressing your flesh wounds with Buffalo Wings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the sun shines
When the birds sing
When I'm feeling sad
I simply dismember my favorite limbs
And then I don't feel .... so bad
Dirty syringes you find on the beaches
Donating all of your blood to the leeches
Illness whose symptoms are little red rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Starting a fire without a good reason
Finding some cub scouts and kicking their knees in
Kids trapped in blizzards and not found till spring
These are a few of my favorite things
All of your fam'ly caught on the Titanic
Writhing and screaming and running in panic
Then there's the lifeboats that nobody brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the sun shines
When the birds sing
When I'm feeling sad
I simply dismember my favorite limbs
And then I don't feel .... so bad
Vaccuum-sealed nurseries hindering breathing
Offering infants some plastique for teething
Fingers ripped off by their own wedding rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cancerous tumors in critical regions
Beatings that leave you all covered in lesions
Hot toxic slime to which human skin clings
These are a few of my favorite things
Decapitation by hammer and chisel
Eyeballs on stovetops to see yourself sizzle
Setting up booby traps on playground swings
These are a few of my favorite things
Jolly St. Nicholas throwing a hatchet
Little girl using her rib cage to catch it
Squashing an angel who's just earned her wings
These are a Few of my Favorite Things!
Psycho Physicians who Test your Endurance
by Doing things Raising Malpractice Insurance
and Just Before Death He Says IT'S GONNA STING!
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS!!
When the sun shines
When the birds sing
When I'm feeling sad
I simply dismember my favorite limbs
And then I don't feel .... so bad
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eichin (Mark W. Eichin):
travel:
Moving to Sommerville *in progress*. New address in ~/.address.
Trip to Richmond over Labor Day (driving? :-) to visit friends.
Trip to San Diego on September 16th for a week, to make money.
Trip to San Jose on October 2nd for a week, to talk to people.
hacking:
I can now get email *directly* at home -- eichin@paycheck.cygnus.com.
Soon I'll have an address that forwards to my notebook too, once
I can figure out a good name (what's between LUNCHMONEY and PAYCHECK?)
work:
Getting swamped by picky details... but I'm *good* at picky details...
music:
But not a real green dress, that's cruel.
"If I had a million dollars"
GORDON
Bare Naked Ladies ("george music" :-)
I've got a beautiful red dress...
You'd look really good
standing beside it...
"Red Dress"
STRANGE ANGELS
Laurie Anderson
play:
My new toy arrived! Compudyne Subnote (486SL/25mhz, 8M, 80M hard
drive, 640x480 backlit screen, external floppy drive, built-in
track ball, 7x10x1.6 inches, 3.6lbs.) Running Linux, tinyX,
xmosaic, xephem, SLIP, emacs19, and soon other random stuff :-)
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rlcarr (Richard L. Carreiro):
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
A Trip to Remember
The nuclear power industry is promoting visits to atomic plants as
"mildly adventurous" additions to any vacation. At Three Mile Island,
Pennsylvania, a four-color brochure advises: "A walk through the
Visitors Center provides you with a close look at the work being done in
Unit 2. Cleanup...decontamination...waste handling...all are performed
with the safety of the workers and the public foremost in mind.... And,
weather permitting, you're wlecome to have your picnic lunch at the
tables behind the Center. Enjoy your stay. Let us know of your
questions or concerns. We're here to help you.
from No Comment
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