[5060] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Aug 17
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Tue Aug 17 04:13:54 1993
Date: Tue, 17 Aug 93 04:13:23 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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hch (Hernando Cortina):
Tex SEX! The HOME of WHEELS! The dripping of COFFEE!! Take me
to Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!!
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jmmikkel (Joanne M Mikkelson):
Hee hee don't I wish I knew myself!
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Excerpts from the 16 commandments:
0x1 I am Athena thy Goddess
Thou shalt not have false gods before me
0x3 Thou shalt keep holy the hour of Star Trek
0x4 Honor thy professors for they are the source of grades
0x5 Thou shalt not decrease entropy
0x6 Thou shalt not connect PWR to GND
0x8 Thou shalt not exceed the speed of light
0xB Thou shalt not sleep
0xC Thou shalt consume caffeine
0xD Thou shalt not take pass/fail in vain
0xE Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's HP
0xF Thou shalt not divide by zero
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rptaurie (Rich Tauriello):
{from system: This user's .plan file is not world-readable}
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sgw (stephen g. wadlow):
A little baby stork was very perturbed because his mother was gone all
night so he asked his father about it. "Why your mother has been
making people very happy," the father stork explained. The next night
the father stork was gone and the baby stork asked his mother where he
was. "Your father is out making people very happy," the mother stork
replied. The next night the baby stork was gone till the wee hours.
When he eventually came in the mother and father stork asked where
he'd been. "Oh, out scaring the hell out of college kids," he replied.
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e10/bcs computer systems manager h: 617 246 2569
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sorokin (Jessie Stickgold-Sarah):
All living are one and holy, let us remember
as we eat, as we work, as we walk and drive.
All living are one and holy, we must make ourselves worthy.
We must act out justice and mercy and healing
as the sun rises and the sun sets,
as the moon rises and the stars wheel above us,
we must repair goodness.
We must praise the power of the one that joins us.
Whether we plunge in or thrust ourselves far out
finally we reach the face of glory too bright
for our eyes and yet we burn and we give light.
We will try to be holy,
we will try to repair the world given to us to hand on.
Precious is this treasure of words and knowledge and deeds
that moves inside us.
Holy is the hand that works for peace and justice,
holy is the mouth that speaks for goodness
holy is the foot that walks towards mercy.
Let us lift each other on our shoulders and carry each other along.
Let holiness move in us.
Let us pay attention to its small voice.
Let us see the light in others and honor that light.
Remember the dead who paid our way here dearly, dearly
and remember the unborn for whom we build our houses.
Praise the light that shines before us, through us, after us, Amein.
From
Amidah: on our feet we speak to you
Marge Piercy
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Not to Worry
Because of a computer error, more than forty Pennsylvania counties
received official warning that a nuclear attack was imminent. Nobosy
paid any attention.
from No Comment
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wong (David C. Wong):
I've been working on the network...
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