[5034] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed Jul 28
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Wed Jul 28 06:57:03 1993
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 93 06:56:31 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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hch (Hernando Cortina):
SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright
blue LEG WARMERS.. He scrubs the POPE with a mild
soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!!
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Penal Reform
Philip Weber, Republican counsel to the Illinois State Senate and a
member of the Illinois Bar Association's prison reform committee,
offered two plans for relieving prison crowding and making streets
safer: (1) put violent criminals into a drug-induced coma for the
duration of their terms; and (2) release nonviolent offenders into the
community, provided they wear Day-Glo orange uniforms and shaved heads.
"I'm serious," Weber said.
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yandros (Chad Phillip Brown):
PARADOX, THE NEXT STOP AFTER THE BOONDOCKS
``It's not because my mind is made up that I don't want you to
confuse me with any more facts.
``It's because my mind isn't made up. I already have more
facts than I can cope with.
``So SHUT UP, do you hear me? SHUT UP!''
The Shockwave Rider
John Brunner
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