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New quotes for Fri May 28
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri May 28 09:36:00 1993
Date: Fri, 28 May 93 09:35:47 -0400
From: root@charon.mit.edu (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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hch (Hernando Cortina):
Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN
anywhere!!
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marc (Marc Horowitz):
Date: Thu, 27 May 93 4:30:02 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: frankdn@ei.dupont.com (Doug Frank)
Subject: _Really_ Hard Time
Keywords: smirk, true
From the March '93 "Yankee" magazine:
A prisoner at Boston's Deer Island House of Corrections
wrapped himself in a white sheet and climbed onto the
prison roof, refusing to come down until someone named
all six children on "The Brady Bunch."
Five hours later, guards were still scratching their heads.
Disgusted, the prisoner descended and requested a transfer
"to anywhere."
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
I Love Khartoum
According to the Times of London, the Sudanese government moved
prostitutes out of the red-light district of Khartoum and into the
suburbs "as part of a plan to reorganize and beautify the Sudanese
capital."
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