[4902] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed May 12
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Wed May 12 16:22:32 1993
Date: Wed, 12 May 93 16:22:16 -0400
From: root@charon.mit.edu (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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gamadrid (George A Madrid):
Since, it's spring, and people's minds are turning to matters of the heart, it
is time to remind everyone of the following words of wisdom:
The Mike Damone Five-Step Plan to Getting What You Want On A Date
1) Never let on just how much you like the girl.
2) You call the shots.
3) Act like wherever you are, that is THE place to be.
(You have to have the attitude, man.)
4) When you go to a restaurant, find out what the girl wants and order for
both of you. (It's very classy.)
5) And most important, when it comes to making out, be sure, if at all
possible, that you put in side one of Led Zeppelin "4".
(Now go get 'em, guys!)
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hch (Hernando Cortina):
.. does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?
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magnus (Daniel R Risacher):
to fix my project file hack so that it is always accurate.
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sokoloff (James T Sokoloff):
Jim last logged in @ Wed May 12 12:42:30 EDT 1993 on host alfredo...
Plan? What plan?
------ Phi Delta Theta Social Events for the upcoming weeks ------
Wed Apr 21: 9:30 PM Wed Social-Cake and Cappucino! (Yum)
Fri Apr 23: 9:00 PM Party at the old folks home (Dan, Sean and Jim) (i)
666-9565 for info; come meet Matt Gimre and drink with him
Daniel, Sean and Jim are throwin' an
Ear-Drum-Thumpin'
Tequila-Guzzlin'
On-The-Furniture-Dancin'
In-The-BathTub-Yackin'
Ass-Of-Yourself-Makin'
PARTY! Friday Apr 23, 1993
Sat Apr 24: ?:00 PM Alumni Dinner (i)
Sun Apr 25:12:01 AM Console Jim on becoming an _old man_ (22)
(i) indicates that the event is (roughly) closed and invitations are available.
Other events are "open" to all friends of the house and guests
Any questions, don't call me, call the house number (247-8691) and ask for
Pat Baker or Zack Johnson... Thanks... ---Jim Sokoloff
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Kill 'em with Kindness
Conservative philosopher Russell Kirk, reflecting on capital punishmentL
"Death...can be a friend, a mother, a lover... For all of us, in the
end, death is the ultimate mercy. I do not understand why we should
deny that mercy to slayers whose earthly existence is a grave."
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svalente (Salvatore Valente):
"Welcome." - Anonymous.
THIS IS MY PLAN. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S PLAN, YOU HAVE
FINGERED THE WRONG PERSON.
Congratulations! This plan is New And Improved(tm)!
1) I need a plcae to live! Now! I'm looking for a cheap room relatively
close to campus. Please email me your suggestions.
2) I'm not a registered student. Classes are over and I don't care.
3) I've been trying to write a video game for the past few years.
Please help me pre-alpha test it. Just send me a zephyr saying,
"Why yes, I'd _love_ to play a game of Risk with you."
4) I haven't played with Risk it in the past month. Nobody's offered
to play with me. You guys are boring.
5) Send me email. I dont get enough email.
6) I am programming for the world famous Dimensional Insight Inc. conveniently
located in Central Square. I'm doing Macintosh programming. It's cool.
I like programming.
7) I will post my phone number at work as soon as I find it out.
8) Future projects: Writing A Clu Compiler In My Spare Time (WACCIMST),
Mercury Vapor (HgV). Please talk to me if you want to be involved in
any of my wonderful projects. (Really.)
9) Play Patrol! Everyone should play Patrol!
Have a nice day.
-Thal.
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therese (Therese):
Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Eating breakfast or dinner,
or snack lunch in the hall,
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.
You're so sadly neglected,
And so often ignored,
A poor second to Belgium,
When going abroad.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all...
- Monty Python
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