[4764] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Feb 2
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Tue Feb 2 16:32:40 1993
Date: Tue, 2 Feb 93 16:32:26 -0500
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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izzy (Michael Ismert):
There was a cute waitress named Hoople
Whose bosom was triple, not duple.
She had one removed,
But it grew back improved.
At present,Miss Hoople's quadruple.
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kagraves (Kenneth A Graves):
It seems like these people were members of some amazing newsgroup
religion trying to preserve the purity of the namespace.
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
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therese (Therese):
Our written history is a catalogue of crime
The sordid and the powerful, the architects of time
The mother of invention, the oppression of the mild
The constant fear of scarcity, aggression as it's child
-- Sting
Dream of the Blue Turtles
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timkwan (Unknown):
I learned to say something in Greek:
Ego thelo na fau to muni tis oreas copellas,
tote tha mu fai tin malakia mu.
[Thanks George!]
For zwrite purposes:
@font(-adobe-symbol-medium-r-normal--34-240-100-100-p-191-adobe-fontspecific)
Ego qelw na faw to mouni thV oreaV kopelaV,
tote qa mou faei thn malakia mou.
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1. At which point in the development of a fetus does life begin?
2. Who, in the Bible, is Cain's wife?
(or, so why is incest wrong? or, could Adam and Eve not be our first
parents?)
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What's the difference between a carp and a lawyer?
One is a low-lying, scum-sucking creature; the other is a fish.
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, that's a hardware problem!
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Favorite sob movie: Cinema Paradiso
Favorite R-rated movie: T2
Favorite X-rated movie: The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Favorite XXX-rated movie: None. Better experienced live!
Favorite soundtrack: Cinema Paradiso
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@color(gold)@c(Our Program who art in Memory
Hello be thy Name.
Thy Operating System come.
Thy Commands be done at the Printer as it is on the Screen.
Give us this day our daily Data,
And forgive us our I/O errors
As we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty.
Lead us not into frustration, and deliver us from Power Surges.
For Thine is the Algorithm,
The Application,
And the Solution
Looping forever and ever.
Return.
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