[4673] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed Nov 25
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Wed Nov 25 19:11:02 1992
Date: Wed, 25 Nov 92 19:10:43 -0500
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
Going to Heather's parents for Thanksgiving...
I don't know the number, but in an emergency, call Lenox information
and ask for Kinner... there can't be too many of them... :-)
And now, a Thanksgiving quote (sort of):
``Come here, chicken! I don't want to hurt you; I just
want to make you kosher!'' - _The_Frisco_Kid_
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dcseward (DeWitt C. Seward IV):
To reach me at LL, dial x181-4460.
E-mail at LL is dcs@sst.ll.mit.edu.
Home phone: 1-508-263-3871. (SDA will answer, just ask for me!).
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harshah (Harshal J Shah):
Life is short - play hard.
Login name: olc_matisse In real life: OLC Consultant
Directory: /home/olc Shell: /bin/csh
Last login Sat Nov 21 00:02 on ttyp3 from buddy.marilyn.monroe.edu
New mail received Mon Nov 23 14:28:48 1992;
unread since Sat Nov 21 00:03:48 1992
Plan:
Work: <phone number>
Home: <phone number optional>
Office Location:
Basic schedule: Life is crazy!!!
Login name: sux In real life: Life
Directory: /home/sux Shell: /bin/csh
Last login Tue Nov 24 15:50 on ttyqc from lemongrass.bio.c
New mail received Tue Nov 24 16:02:17 1992;
unread since Tue Nov 24 15:53:26 1992
No Plan.
Login name: pasta In real life: ravioli
Directory: /home/linguini Shell: /bin/csh
Last login Wed Nov 25 00:13 on ttyqd from freddy.drexel.e
Mail last read Wed Nov 25 01:40:54 1992
Plan:
This is the .plan file of Harshal Shah. It is copyrighted, and any unauthorizedduplication may result in my retaliating so that mine is funnier than yours
until you surrender unconditionally.
# telnet 127.0.0.1
Trying 127.0.0.1...
Connecting to 127.0.0.1.
Escape character is '^]'.
Hello, you have reached the Strategic Nuclear Weapons control center...
All of our computers are busy at the moment right now tracking incoming
enemy missiles, but if you send your name, number and money, we'll get
back to you about purchasing a guaranteed nuclear fallout shelter for the
low, low price of about $12 million. Since you have called too late, we
will not be able to rush anything to you, but since your money will be
worthless, you might as well get rid of it on us...
Thank you for enquiring, and remember to cover your nose when you sneeze-
internal organs will be scarce in the next 2 million years...
Connection closed by foreign host...
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"Hey, hey, hey, get a boat--I mean get a room!"
--- Tom, "Aquatic Wizards"
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jwtemple (Jeffrey W Temple):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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rei (Cynic):
"Plan Pressure" -
The intense pressure felt by certain users to come up with new and
interesting .plan files in order to amuse their peers.
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Progress in Peru
The military government of General Juan Velasco Alvarado closed two
independent news magazines nad expelled nine journalists as part of
its campaign to "achieve a new society in which the Peruvian man and
woman can have liberty and justice."
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therese (Therese):
Bits and pieces, bits and pieces.
People.
People important to you, people unimportant to you cross your
life. Touch it with love and carelessness and move on.
There are people who leave you and you breathe a sigh of relief
and wonder why you ever came into contact with them.
There are people who leave you and you breathe a sigh of remorse
and wonder why they had to go away and leave such a gaping hole.
Children leave parents; friends leave friends, acquaintances
grow apart.
Enemies hate and move on.
Friends love and move on.
You think of the many who have moved into your hazy memory.
You look on those present and wonder.
I believe in God's master plan in life. He moves people in and
out of each other's lives, and each leaves his mark on the
other. You find you are made up of bits and pieces of all who
ever touched your life, and you are more because of it, and you
would be less if they had not touched you.
Pray to God that you accept the bits and pieces, in humility and
wonder, and never question and never regret.
Bits and pieces, bits and pieces.
- L. Channey
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
Hi. I am heading home for the long weekend. If you need to
get ahold of me, I can be reached at my parent's place of
residence:
26350 Hendon Rd.
Beachwood, OH 44122
(216) 292-5845
Other than that, I will be stressing out since I have tons of
work to do, but it all needs to be done online, and I won't
have net-access... sigh.
Have a Happy Turkey-day!
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