[4654] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri Nov 13
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri Nov 13 19:11:01 1992
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 19:10:48 -0500
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
I've been told I need a new .plan file.
This is it.
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"Oh, my goodness--I'm a huge Daddy Warbucks!"
--- Joel, "The Amazing Colossal Man"
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Job Description
A Pentagon brochure advising retiring military personnel on how to
prepare a job resume included the following sample entry for a Navy
pilot who flew bombing missions in Southeast Asia: "...located
profitable areas for the concentration of resources..."
from No Comment
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therese (Therese):
Never, ever say: "I fell asleep in class"
Instead, say: "Notwithstanding the scintillating repartage concomitant
to this scholastic assemblage, intransigent preternatural biological
functions conspired to surmount my fragile resolve, plunging
consciousness beneath my direct autonomy and thus insuring a rapid
decline into somnolency."
-- Ultimate Student's Handbook
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victor_l (Victor M Luchangco):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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wamprat (Irwin Lee):
Now logged in on m11-113-4
at Fri Nov 13 18:04:48 EST 1992
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