[4510] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat Aug 22
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sat Aug 22 07:09:10 1992
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 07:08:58 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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belville (Sharon Belville):
The pun o' the day is:
romance. Italian insects.
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bierce (Jonathan Charles Bierce):
CLINTON/GORE '92
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"And now, the cast of 'I Married Four Extras.'"
--- Crow, "Rocketship X-M"
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jmh (J Michael Hammond):
{From system: This user's .plan file is more than 10000 bytes long}
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nosaj (Jason M Sachs):
billy was looking at the flowers today, when a man came and started cutting
them out of the ground. billy asked why. the man said they were weeds and
he didn't like them.
billy went home and took his sister out of her crib and put her in
the dumpster down the street. he didn't like her.
life sucks sometimes.
billy went to go see the circus later this afternoon. he got run over
by a moving van on the way.
there, now doesn't that make you feel better?
it's two weeks later, and the weeds have grown back. they're a
pretty shade of yellow. the man who used to live here had a heart
attack. his dog keeps running around the house looking for him,
with a slipper in its mouth. keeps chewing the damn thing full
of holes. the mailman continues to deliver mail, by the way.
yes, today the man who had the heart attack has received a letter
from the mayor asking the man (or current resident) to please
vote for him in the upcoming election.
i know because i got the same letter today, and so did billy's
parents.
i'm writing the mayor a letter in return, asking him to pull
his own damn lever in the voting booth, and in the meantime,
try not to screw things up any further.
the sun just set. i have to wake up early tomorrow, so goodnight.
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proven (Chris Provenzano):
To attack the 450 mail messages, that invaded my mailbox while
I was in California.
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The only Californians with a sense of reality are ones that have been
forcibly transplanted from a different state.
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I'm still amazed at the power an idiot can obtain without really tring.
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To run a real operating system on my portable 386 box. Current
real operating systems include...
Plan 9
4.4 BSD (If they ever finish it.)
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