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New quotes for Fri Aug 21
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri Aug 21 07:17:51 1992
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 07:17:38 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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belville (Sharon Belville):
The pun o' the day is:
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns. He ought to be drawn and quoted.
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bjaspan (Barr3y Jaspan):
I've moved. My new location is:
Barry Jaspan
34 Ridgemont St
Allston, MA 02134
(617) 787-2831
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If you want a certain thing
you must first be a certain person.
Once you are that certain person,
obtaining that certain thing
will no longer be a concern of yours.
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"Okay everybody ... stop ... look scared ... move on."
--- Joel
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kkyang (Keelan K Yang):
Keelan K. Yang
MIT '94
Course 3B: Material Science and Engineering Co-Op
Mailing address: 402 Marlborough St. E-Mail: kkyang@athena.mit.edu
Boston, MA 02115
Phone: (617) 247-9846
Current involvement: * Delta Pi Fraternity - Vice President; Rush Chair
* Undergraduate Association (UA)
UA Committee on Educational Policy - Chair
* Class of 1994 - Class Council
Current Classes: 3.062, 3.15, 3.185, 14.02, 21.388
Classes Completed: 1.00, 3.00, 3.01, 3.081, 3.091, 3.10, 3.13, 4.601,
8.01, 8.02, 14.01, 15A02, 15.501, 18.01, 18.02, 18.03, 24.00
Schedule: HELL!
Motto: "What the Hell?!"
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lorianne (Lori A Weldon):
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: Two. One to do it and one not to.
A2: "One to change and one not to change" is fake Zen. The true Zen
answer is Four. One to change the bulb.
A3: Zen Masters don't need light bulbs because they carry their
own light with them.
A4: Three. Two to fetch the wood and one to enlighten the novice.
A5: A tree in a golden forest.
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quanta (Doug Newton):
Ph.D. A.S.A.P.
(Yes, I am still here....)
Douglas A. Newton '91 > Intermediate Energy Group LNS |\/\/\/|
Home: Homeless at the moment...
Office: 26-648 tel. 253-4230 | |
LNS E-Mail Address: newton@MITLNS.MIT.EDU | (o)(o)
Athena E-Mail Address: quanta@ATHENA.MIT.EDU C _)
Group Leader> Prof. Aron Bernstein | ,___|
Office: 26-419 tel. 253-2386 | /
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Don't have a cow, Man! / \
I'm planning to get a plan together... that's the plan.
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Edsel Died for Our Sins
At the weekly luncheon of the Detroit Economic Club, City Councilman
David Eberhard offered the following prayer: "Almighty God, we thank
Thee for the wheel. For the person who made it into a vehicle. For
those who produce it. And bless us who use it. Amen."
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therese (Therese):
Don't pull too hard, like a kite in the wind
You'll break the string, when I reel you in
Don't take off flying all on your own
When you finally come knocking, there'll be nobody home
Nobody Home
- Heart
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warsaw (Daniel Maung):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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