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New quotes for Sun Aug 16
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sun Aug 16 06:53:37 1992
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 06:53:10 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
Our invention this week Joel is a new terror weapon for these post-ColdWar
times. We've all heard that a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.
Well, after years of research and toil, I've refined that old aphorism to a
lethal level. Fixate your bloodshot peepers on this: The Illustrated Book
of a Little Knowledge. It features complete entries like:
"The first President was named George."
"After adding the milk, bake at 350 degrees."
"Some tools shouldn't be operated without proper safety equipment."
"The state capital is Helena."
"The vowels include A, E and I."
With this new knowledge, an entire generation of schoolchildren will
graduate with hidden powers of destruction - little ticking time-bombs of
horror and death. What do you think, skanky boy?
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nosaj (Jason M Sachs):
HA HA HA!!!! I'M IN WRITING MODE AGAIN!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
``The presence of the rabbit has caused us much trouble. Made things
difficult, it did. Mmmm. Much effort wasted attempting to interface
his reality with our reality. Cartoon rabbits and hyperspace---''
``Hyperspice!''
``---do not mix well. Not even the Force can make that work better.''
``Force, shmorce! I know dis dealer guy in Pismo Beach, see,
he's got all dese gadgets... and {\em you} try livin' with a little
green freak all de time.... see if it doesn't drive ya crazy, Doc.
It ain't {\em my} fault dat my blowtorch don't work t' get out of dis
stupid U-Haul t'ing.''
Roderick looked at Yoda impatiently. ``So where's {\em your} blowtorch?''
``A Jedi knight has no need for such devices.''
``Yeah, sure, ya little green freak. One o' dese days you'll be
droppin' out of ten-story winders and bein' trapped in submaroons with
gorillas, and {\em den} you'll start t'inkin' about blowtorches....''
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Thou Shalt Kill
From a discussion of capital punishment in United Evangelic Action,
the official organ of the National Association of Evangelicals: "The
highest function of government is the judicial taking of life. All
other government powers are implied in that. The death penalty also
reflects the seriousness with which God regards sin."
from No Comment
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vemula (Murali K Vemulapati):
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