[4493] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed Aug 12
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Wed Aug 12 06:37:45 1992
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 06:37:30 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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belville (Sharon Belville):
The pun o' the day is:
diploma. Whom to call when the pipes leak.
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bjaspan (Barr3y Jaspan):
From: mgm2_ss@troi.cc.rochester.edu (Malcolm Mead)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Date: 11 Aug 92 09:30:04 GMT
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the Western Eurocentric Male dominated human-race entered its
world, removed its culture and religated it to a life of domestic
subservience in which it was forced to perform such tasks as crossing the
road (which is symbolic of humanity's rape of the natural world) for the
sole purpose of entertaining it's oppressors. However, the fowl would
no longer stand for such injustice, and refusing the derogatory title of
"chicken", is rebelling against a system that has forced it to take part
in such things as contemplating whether it preceded its own child, the egg.
As such it needed to carry it's message to other suffering fowl, who all
happened to be on the other side of the road.
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
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If you want a certain thing
you must first be a certain person.
Once you are that certain person,
obtaining that certain thing
will no longer be a concern of yours.
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cfields (Craig Fields):
From usa-today.tech:
ENDEAVOUR CREW TO BE DIVERSE:
Shuttle Endeavour will climb into space next month with the
most diverse astronaut crew ever assembled. Riding aboard the
winged spaceship will be the first black female astronaut, the
first married couple and the first Japanese to fly on a shuttle.
Also on board will be two female frogs, a nest of hornets, two
Japanese carps, chicken eggs and fruit flies.
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dkk (David K Krikorian):
... "he won't even be leaving, electronically speaking. Cambridge is
only several keystrokes from Sausalito."
Stewart Brand, quoted in an emailing
of the Electronic Frontier Foundation
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"You know, it's funny how movie directors always make air vents big enough
to crawl around in."
--- Joel
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masdeva (Nu Omega):
No BSCGA. No blame. No shame. No claim. No game. No aim. Sounds like a
plan.
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rchae (Richard Chae):
Well, I haven't truly figured out what to do;
but I'm sure I'll think of something.
In the meantime: babes, parties, tunes!
Just a little Calculus joke ...
Simpson's Rule:
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| (o)(o) _______________
C _) / \
| ,___| ___| Don't have a |
| / | cow, man! |
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_|######################_\ < _ <== Bungee Jumping Sideways
_| (x)' (x)
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Richard Chae - rchae@Athena.MIT.edu | "Deep down, everyone wants to be Rich"
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Cambridge, MA 02139 U.S.A. | "Life is short. Play hard"
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starbuck (Hoang H Tran):
It's time for an update. Nothing much has happened recently, but I thought I
needed an update anyways. So did anybody read the last post. If you did not,
then don't worry about it because I probably didn't say anything worth
reading anyways. More to the point, why are you wasting your time fingering me
anyways. I haven't done much riding lately mainly because I have been watching
the Olympics. I'll have to change that this week if the weather is nice. I got
huge blister on my left foot from playing basketball last Sunday and boy does
it hurt. Well, go to go swimming now. I guess my job can wait another day.
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
With Friends Like These...
As "a show of confidence" in the Salvadoran economy, Bristol-Meyers de
Centroamerica is introducing a hair dye called Clairesse. A
Bristol-Meyers spokesman explained: "We're not just interested in
business, we also want to take part in reactivating the country."
from No Comment
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timkwan (Unknown):
I learned to say something in Greek:
Ego thelo na fau to muni tis oreas copellas,
tote tha mu fai tin malakia mu.
[Thanks George!]
For zwrite purposes:
@font(-adobe-symbol-medium-r-normal--34-240-100-100-p-191-adobe-fontspecific)
Ego qelw na faw to mouni thV oreaV kopelaV,
tote qa mou faei thn malakia mou.
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Questions I have no answers to:
1. At which point in the development of a fetus does life begin?
2. Who in Bibledom is Cain's wife? (or, so why is incest wrong?)
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What's the difference between a carp and a lawyer?
One is a low-lying, scum-sucking creature; the other is a fish.
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, that's a hardware problem!
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Favorite movie: Cinema Paradiso
Favorite soundtrack: Cinema Paradiso
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The WORST singer I've heard so far: Stevie B. in "Because I Love You"
The guy is is FLAT! Pathetic!
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Our Program who art in Memory
Hello be thy Name.
Thy Operating System come.
Thy Commands be done at the Printer as it is on the Screen.
Give us this day our daily Data,
And forgive us our I/O errors
As we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty.
Lead us not into frustration, and deliver us from Power Surges.
For Thine is the Algorithm,
The Application,
And the Solution
Looping forever and ever.
Return.
--- End of Central America ---
