[4309] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Jun 2
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Tue Jun 2 01:36:39 1992
Date: Tue, 2 Jun 92 01:35:59 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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adler (Christopher A Adler):
I may be found at:
Senior House, Atkinson 302A.
Phone number (617) 225-1617
The mail address is
4 Ames St.
Cambridge, Mass. 02142
You may also reach me at
adler@segovia.mit.edu
which I read daily during the summer.
For the summer, during the day I can be found in 54-621,
phone 253-8165.
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angeli (Angeli D Salgado):
AS OF JUNE 1, 1992 ---
Immediate plans: go to Santa Cruz and soak up some rays; be alone for a
few days.
Next few months: go rock climbing, backpack in Yosemite.
Long-term: start a life, get my CPA, travel.
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belville (Sharon Belville):
PACHYDERMIC PERSONNEL PREDICTION
Peter C. Olsen (BYTE, Sept. 1989)
A BOLD NEW PROPOSAL FOR MATCHING HIGH-TECHNOLOGY PEOPLE AND PROFESSIONS
(Part 2)
Computer scientists hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A:
1. Go to Africa.
2. Start at the Cape of Good Hope.
3. Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent
alternately east and west.
4. During each traverse pass,
a. Catch each animal seen.
b. Compare each animal caught to a known elephant.
c. Stop when a match is detected.
Experienced computer programmers modify Algorithm A by placing a known
elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate. Assembly
language programmers prefer to execute Algorithm A on their hands and knees.
Engineers hunt elephants by going to Africa, catching gray animals at random
and stopping when any one of them weighs within plus or minus 15 percent of
any previously observed elephant.
Economists don't hunt elephants, but they believe that if elephants are paid
enough, they will hunt themselves.
Statisticians hunt the first animal they see n times and call it an elephant.
(to be continued)
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crojasgu (Carlos Rojas-Guzman):
file .plan
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
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hooch (Conrad G. T. Yoder):
Goin' back to Cali for the summer! Have a good one. I won't be reading my
e-mail over the summer very much - call or write if ya need to get in touch.
I will be at Stanford in the fall. E-mail will be something@cs.stanford.edu -
hopefully hooch. Mail will be forwarded there.
Summer Address: Parental Units:
6 Sager Court 55178 T.R. 170
Orinda, CA 94563 Fresno, OH 43824
(510) 631-0904 (614) 545-6796
Quotes of the Variable-Time-Period:
"He who lives far from neighbors may safely praise himself."
- Erasmus (1466-1536)
"On maths tests, I don't think they should have 'answers' - they should have
'impressions.' If we get a different 'impression' than everyone else, so what?
Can't we all be brothers?"
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, SNL
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
I'm outta here!
Have a good summer!
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For summer plans, see /afs/sipb/user/jcbourne/summer
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It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine --REM
Hand in hand is the only way to land --TheCure
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Goodbye everyone!
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
You've beat the stuffing out of three preppies and given away the
girl, but before the day is through, you'll take enough drugs to
kill a horse! Now it's Miller Time!
--- Joel
Guys, it doesn't get any stupider than this!
--- Crow, "Wild Rebels"
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kmnollet (Kenneth M Nollett):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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rchae (Richard Chae):
Well, I haven't truly figured out what to do;
but I'm sure I'll think of something.
In the meantime: babes, parties, tunes!
Just a little Calculus joke ...
Simpson's Rule:
|\/\/\/|
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| |
| (o)(o) _______________
C _) / \
| ,___| ___| Don't have a |
| / | cow, man! |
/____\ \_______________/
/ \
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Guerrilla units in SPI's Minuteman are designated by code names such
as "Spock," "Mafia," "Deep Throat," and "Batman."
from Murphy's Rules
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tom (Tom Coppeto):
if the phoenix bird can fly, so can I.
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tompalka (tom palka):
if you'd like to get in touch with me over the summer, here are some
pointers:
tom palka
3480 golfview drive, apt. 1206
eagan, mn 55123
home: 1-612-687-9806
work: 1-800-bug-cray extension 5341
i'm usually home before 7:30am, and after 7pm. i usually sleep at 10..
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xinjin (Xinjin Zhao):
Name: Xinjin Zhao
Address: Westgate, Apt. 209
Cambridge, MA 02139
Tel: (617)577-9784 (h)
(617)253-6448 (o)
Research: Metal Deposition on Hydrodemetallation Catalysts
Advisor: Prof. James Wei
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