[4274] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri May 22
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri May 22 01:28:10 1992
Date: Fri, 22 May 92 01:27:44 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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brlewis (Bruce R. Lewis):
Subject: Dog of a joke
Keywords: chuckle
Approved: funny@clarinet.com
Seen on Pavlov's door:
Knock.
Don't ring bell.
--
Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com.
Do not use the old site of "looking.on.ca" please.
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
"Is this Horrible? / Is this Horrible? / It's the ugliness men, Mr.
Horrible / We're just trying to bug you / We thought our dreadfulness /
might be a thing to annoy you with" / But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't
mind, / the thing that bothers me is: / Someone keeps moving my chair."
(They Might Be Giants)
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Companionship, partnership, mutual reassurance, someone to laugh with
and grieve with, loyalty that accepts foibles, someone to touch, someone
to hold your hand -- these things are "marriage," and sex is but the
icing on the cake. (Lazarus Long)
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"People try to put us...dddddown!"
--- Joel? on Godot twirling grappling hook
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marthag (Martha H Greenberg):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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mosquito (Kevin M Iga):
Note that it is easier in general to catch me at APO (W20-415), x3-3788
or at SIPB (W20-557), x3-7788.
I've got voicemail at home (x5-6288) now, but after June 1 I'll change
rooms. Ask the EC (my dorm) desk, x3-2871 where it is, but I may not
have voicemail then.
Or leave a message for me at EC desk.
Or leave me email.
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Summer 1992:
Staying at MIT, in East Campus
Working at ECF (x3-2737), doing calmsg and random postscript hacks
Sleeping at SIPB/APO
Doing stuff with APO, SIPB, SPS, maybe a summer production, maybe ESP,
probably TCA, maybe play in an assassin game or something,
but G&S, Concert Choir, HANDS, and UCF probably won't do stuff over the summer.
Probably doing stuff for recording for the blind at least once a week.
Y'know, running around in circles as always.
Fall 1992:
After Aug. 20, probably living out of a suitcase around MIT,
After Reg Day some time, going home or maybe straight to Stanford
At September 21, move in to Stanford housing and get ready for Grad. school
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GRAD SCHOOL IN MATH AT STANFORD
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December 18, Stanford term over
Some time after that: come back to Boston to visit, and go to the APO
National convention
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School is done
Gone the fun
Gone the tests
Gone the work
Gone the chore
All is well, safely rest
Tool no more
-me
Actually, it doesn't feel that way--any more than it did at the end
of any term. As I told a bunch of people, I listen to people say,
"Yeah! This is the end of my undergraduate career!" and I think,
"Yeah, this is the end of my undergraduate career.
Now I can go on to something new. Like... like...
Be a student!
Yeah! and after that, I can... I can...
Be a student!
And then I can
Go to a school
and then I
Go to a school
and if I'm a good boy all those years and if I'm lucky, then maybe,
just maybe, they'll let me
Stay at a school forever!
The funny thing is that I like it. I hope I still like it after going
to school all that time. At least it sounds like fun.
Yeah, I think I'm going to like it at Stanford next year.
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rhk (Godot):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
WHAT IS IT?
In Avalon Hill's Starship Troopers, the Terran player's units cannot
distinguish between tanks and infantry at a distance of one mile.
from Murphy's Rules
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tiuzzol (Terri Iuzzolino):
For a good prompt type (better yet, cut and paste) the next three lines:
set prompt=" ^. .^\
= ^ =\
~~~~~ (\!)% "
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"The freedom's not found in what we want to do.
It's the power to do what is right.
So casting our cares upon Jesus,
We find that our burdens get light.
And we can't imagine the freedom we find
From the things we leave behind."
--Michael Card
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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wamprat (Wamprat):
Now logged in on m11-113-9
at Thu May 21 13:18:29 EDT 1992
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