[4239] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri May 1
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri May 1 01:22:37 1992
Date: Fri, 1 May 92 01:22:02 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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colin (Colin A Wolden):
Tennis is more important than research.
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"And so, Johnny Longtorso and his industrial band of bad-boy space-farin'
pals step out into the cold air of Central Park."
--- Crow, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet"
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rlcarr (Richard L. Carreiro):
May I make my fond excuses
For the lateness of the hour?
But we accept your invitation
And would bring you Beltane's flower.
For the May Day is the great day.
Sung along the old straight track.
And those who ancient lines did ley
Will heed this song that calls them back.
Pass the word, pass the lady,
Pass the plate to all who hunger.
Pass the wit of ancient wisdom.
Pass the cup of crimson wonder.
Pass the cup of crimson wonder.
Ask the Green Man where he comes from.
Ask the cup that fills with red.
Ask the old grey standing stones
Who show the sun his way to bed.
Question all as to their ways,
And learn the secrets that they hold.
Walk the lines of Nature's palm,
Crossed with silver and with gold.
Pass the cup and pass the lady.
Pass the plate to all who hunger.
Pass the wit of ancient wisdom
Pass the cup of crimson wonder.
Pass the cup of crimson wonder.
Join in black December's sadness
Lie in August's welcome corn.
Stir the cup that's ever filling
With the blood of all that's born.
But the May Day is the great day.
Sung along the old straight track.
And those who ancient lines did ley
Will heed this song that calls them back.
Pass the word and pass the lady.
Pass the plate to all who hunger.
Pass the wit of ancient wisdom
Pass the cup of crimson wonder.
Pass the cup of crimson wonder.
"Cup of Wonder"
Jethro Tull
SONGS FROM THE WOOD
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And dedicated to the jury and the four little pigs...
Saw ya, thought ya might like to go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you, sunshine.
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel,
And they've sent us along as a surrogate band,
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand!
Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall.
Now there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me.
Get him up against the wall.
And that one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon.
Who let all this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint, and another with spots!
If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!
"In the Flesh"
Pink Floyd
THE WALL
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Outre Magic Item #2
Pyramid of chicken legs, with an egg in the exact center (no known
function)
from Murphy's Rules
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therese (Therese):
On and on the rain will fall
Like tears from a star
Like tears from a star
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are
How fragile we are..
-- Sting
Nothing Like the Sun
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
Date: Thu, 30 Apr 92 4:30:5 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: ptaylor@airfarce.canada.sun.com
Subject: Movies
Keywords: smirk
I heard this on the radio this morning during an ad for First Choice
(a cable channel that shows movies up here in Canada). It was not
intentional..........
......the announcer said "Subscribe now and enjoy Dances with Wolves
and Sleeping with the Enemy........"
I thought it sounded like kind of a strange Friday night out, myself.
PKT
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