[4234] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Apr 28
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Tue Apr 28 01:27:30 1992
Date: Tue, 28 Apr 92 01:27:13 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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bjaspan (Barr3y Jaspan):
Plan: To have my thesis finished and signed before April passes.
Status: First draft is complete, and I am now in advisor-wait.
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Article: 3287 of rec.humor.funny
Date: Sun, 26 Apr 92 19:30:6 EDT
From: sybase!davidvc@sun.com (David Van Couvering)
Subject: Can't fly if you're Gay
Heard from a friend, who said she read about it in Herb
Caen, supposedly a true story.
An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded
a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after
he sat down, someone else came and claimed he had the
same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty
seat.
Soon after that the airplane began to fill up. The rule
with the USAir employee vouchers is that if a paying customer
needs your seat, you have to surrender it. So when the
flight became completely full and still more needed to get
on, a flight attendant went to the original seat of Mr.
Gay and said the the man now sitting there, "Excuse me,
are you Gay?"
The man, somewhat stunned, said, "Well, yes, as a matter
of fact I am!"
The flight attendent said, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to
get off the plane."
At this point Mr. Gay, who had been watching all of this,
jumped up and said, "Excuse me, you've made a mistake --
*I'm* Gay!"
Finally, another man jumped up and said, "Well, hell, I'm
gay too! The can't throw us all off!"
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
I'm reporting for duty as a modern person. I want to do
the Latin Hustle now!
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dbrahn (David B Rahn):
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dmaw (David S Maw):
Graduation Date: 9/92
Address: 450 Memorial Drive #G223, Cambridge, MA 02139.
The best way to contact me is through email.
To: HKSPCC88 members : 4/27/92 updates
lc2f@cmu.edu #4 ) Chan, Wai Lawrence
ewchung@vax.ox.ac.uk #11) Chung, Wai Kok Evonne
andrew@perry.berkeley.edu #60) Yu, Kar Cheong Andrew
yua@cory.berkeley.edu
***** ThanX for Fingering Me *****
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eichin (Mark W. Eichin):
Things I'm doing:
Waiting. Lurking. Hacking. Building Furniture. :-) *accomplishing* things...
House Hunting! (be vewwwy quiet...)
"Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone
else should..."
"If Bruce Springsteen had ever recorded ``Born to Lurk'', these two would
have been on the album cover."
Long term...
Thinking. Recovering. Planning. Scheming...
Lyrics:
I was cuttin' the rug
down at a place called the Jug
with a girl named Linda Lou...
When in walked a man
with a gun in his hand
and he was lookin' for you-know-who...
He said "hey there fella
with the hair colored yella,
Whatcha' tryin' ta prove?
Cause that's my woman there
and I'm a man who cares
and this might be all for you."
Well he was real mean,
big and bad
lawd, and pointin' that gun at me.
Now I'm tellin' ya son,
well it ain't no fun
lookin straight down a forty-four...
An' he turned and screamed at Linda Lou,
and that's the break I was lookin' for...
An' you could hear me a screamin' a mile away
as I was headed out towards the door. (Show me the back door!)
(corrections welcomed, I don't have the album :-)
Right Now...
Building X11 for 386BSD...
Silliness:
"sex, drugs, rock and roll, chips, dips, chains, whips, several
hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like animals..."
"If C is your second language (after e.g. Pascal or even
FORTRAN) and you can't absorb it after a few hours with K&R,
forget programming. You're not cut out for it."
- ressler@cs.cornell.edu (Gene Ressler)
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"That's what a Japanese doctor drives, isn't it? A Cataract?"
--- Crow
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lsc (Lecture Series Committee):
LSC Movies for the weekend of May 1 to May 3
Fri. May 1 On The Beach (1959) 10-250 7:30
Set in Australia after a nuclear war, most of the world is dead. One
group aboard a nuclear submarine investigates a radio signal from
North America, while everyone else waits Down Under for the radiation
to rise to deadly levels. Based on the book by Nevil Shute, starring
Fred Astaire, Ava Gardner, and Gregory Peck.
Fri. May 1 Cape Fear (1991) 26-100 7 & 10
After spending 14 years in jail for a brutal rape, Cady (Robert De
Niro) seeks revenge on his defense attorney (Nick Nolte) and his
family for suppressing evidence that would have gotten him off the
hook. The film also stars Jessica Lange and introduces Julliette
Lewis. Presented in Dolby stereo.
Sat. May 2 My Own Private Idaho 26-100 7 & 10
Mike (River Phoenix) suffers from narcolepsy and a general lack of
affection in his beat-out teenage life. He, like his running buddy
(Keanu Reeves), is a street hustler and his quest for belonging takes
the two from Portland to Rome, but never really far from Idaho.
Presented in Dolby stereo.
Sun. May 3 The Blues Brothers 26-100 6:30 & 10
Elwood and ``Joliet'' Jake Blues (Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi) are
two Chicago musicians on a mission from God. Wild car chases,
awesome blues music, the National Guard, and a destructive Carrie
Fisher can't stop them in their fight to save an orphanage.
Presented in amazing four-track magnetic sound!
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neslihan (Tolga I Uzuner):
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panda (Chris Reed):
Strat-O-Matic MLB 1991 (72 games)
Div GIH Team W L PCT GB LAST 3 SERIES
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NlW - Atlanta 49 23 .681 --- 5-1 vLA, 2-1 vDet
NLW 18 Los Angeles 32 22 .593 8.0 3-0 Tex, 5-1 Hou, 3-0 Det
AlW - Texas 37 35 .514 12.0 0-3 Tor, 0-3 LA, 2-1 Det
NlW 3 Houston 32 37 .464 15.5 0-3 @Tor, 2-1 vTor, 1-5 LA
AlE 21 Toronto 22 29 .431 16.5 3-0 vHou, 1-2 @Det, 1-2 @Hou
AlE 24 Detroit 19 29 .396 18.0 0-3 @LA, 1-2 vAtl, 1-2 vTex
AlE 24 Boston 16 32 .333 21.0 1-2 vHou
LAST 3 UPDATES:
Detroit 4/21 17:45 Det 0 @ LA 3 (no scores with me)
MCZ 4/22 17:04 Det 1 - Tex 2, Det 1 - Atl 2
Detroit 4/22 17:34 Updated Boston's record
NOTES:
New field: last 3 updates. If you update the standings above,
please report your name and time so we'll know who has been
adding their games (and maybe other people's).
AWAY (11-13) (12-21) (1-5) (5-7) (17-10) (9-6) (10-11)
HOME Det Hou Bos Tor LA Atl Tex
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xxxxxxxx|4-6 6-5| |2-11 |11-5 |5-4 10-8|11-6 7-8
xxxxxxxx|2-3 12-5| |4-1 |3-2 |6-0 7-8|7-9 11-4
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(20-16)Hou 2-3 3-6|xxxxxxxx|3-4 5-9|0-3 2-1|3-4 14-1|3-8 7-2|2-3 8-3
3-4 2-1|xxxxxxxx|3-4 2-3|4-7 2-3|3-1 3-0|1-2 1-2|3-4 1-4
6-1 8-2|xxxxxxxx|4-5 5-4|3-0 1-2|4-2 3-11|6-3 7-6|6-3 6-5
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(5-4) Bos |2-3 0-15|xxxxxxxx| |0-2 | |
|6-8 9-2|xxxxxxxx| |15-1 | |
|9-2 1-8|xxxxxxxx| |3-2 | |
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(5-4) Tor |1-8 | |xxxxxxxx|8-3 | |2-6
|4-7 | |xxxxxxxx|5-3 | |7-3
|2-5 | |xxxxxxxx|4-3 | |4-5
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(14-13)LA 4-3 3-4|0-2 5-7| |0-3 |xxxxxxxx|8-6 4-3|3-5 3-2
1-0 2-14|1-3 1-4| |1-0 |xxxxxxxx|13-8 7-1|3-8 0-4
1-3 9-14|9-8 3-7| |2-3 |xxxxxxxx|5-4 15-3|4-5 5-2
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(10-5) Atl 6-4 8-9|4-2 6-2| | |0-11 1-8|xxxxxxxx|
6-5 2-11|0-3 1-9| | |4-8 8-7|xxxxxxxx|
4-8 8-4|4-7 1-2| | |1-3 1-15|xxxxxxxx|
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(11-10)Tex 6-4 16-6|1-6 8-3|4-3 8-9| |7-6 4-2| |xxxxxxxx
9-10 1-4|2-3 9-2|7-8 5-4| |4-5 7-6| |xxxxxxxx
6-7 10-5|9-3 4-7|5-7 7-6| |4-5 6-2| |xxxxxxxx
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Det Hou Bos Tor LA Atl Tex
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raek (Robyn A E Kozierok):
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rnewman (Ron Newman):
Home: (617) 628-8895; 48 Kent St., Somerville MA 02143
Work: BBN, (617) 873-6339
Back at work after a weekend in Columbus. My dad
survived the quadruple bypass surgery OK and should be out
of hospital today or tomorrow.
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shabby (Christopher R Shabsin):
shab.by \'shab-e-\ aj [obs. E shab (a low fellow)] 1a: threadbare and faded
from wear 1b: ill kept : DILAPIDATED 2: clothed with worn or seedy garments
3a: MEAN, DESPICABLE 3b: UNGENEROUS, UNFAIR 3c: inferior in quality :
SLOVENLY
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Outre Magic Item #1
Rod of Rulership with 100 charges, will only work when submerged in the
blood of Cthulhu
from Murphy's Rules
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therese (Therese):
So I'm walking through the desert
and I'm not frightened although it's hot
I have all that I requested
and I do not want what I haven't got
- Sinead O'Connor
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