[4224] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat Apr 18
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sat Apr 18 01:25:08 1992
Date: Sat, 18 Apr 92 01:24:20 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amberle (Amberle S Ferrian):
% f amberle@personnel.records.starfleet.gov
[PERSONNEL.RECORDS.STARFLEET.GOV]
One match:
Name: Amberle Siona Ferrian
Rank: Lieutenant (O-3), United Federation of Planets Starfleet (active duty)
Ser#: 5U1846-MN212
Post: Tactical Officer
USS ALIA BELLE (NCC 2375)
ALIA BELLE-class research frigate
<remainder of file is restricted information. Please contact the systems
manager (manager@personnel.records.starfleet.gov) for permission to access
file>
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celine (Hagbard Celine):
{From system: User needs to get a .clue before he can have a .plan}
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright
blue LEG WARMERS.. He scrubs the POPE with a mild
soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!!
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duckie (Quoc L Tran):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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fallas:
Bluebeard
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This door you might not open, and you did;
So enter now, and see for what slight thing
You are betrayed... Here is no treasure hid,
No cauldron, no clear crystal mirroring
The sought-for Truth, no heads of women slain
For greed like yours, no writhings of distress;
But only what you see... Look yet again:
An empty room, cobwebbed and comfortless.
Yet this alone out of my life I kept
Unto myself, lest any know me quite;
And you did so profane me when you crept
Unto the threshold of this room tonight
That I must never more behold your face.
This now is yours. I seek another place.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
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flame (Susan A. Lucas):
THE PLAN OF ACTION
1. To convince the world that feminists aren't horrid baby-killing,
bra-burning, man-hating emotionally unstable bitches from hell.
2. To prove that being a member of a women's fraternity and being a
feminist are not mutually exclusive.
3. To eventually have a loft that doesn't wobble and a floor that
you can actually see......
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"You know, it's funny how movie directors always make air vents big enough
to crawl around in."
--- Joel
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kenneths (Kenneth J. Schneider):
Address at Theta Chi: Address at Home:
528 Beacon Street 4005 Birdwell
Boston, MA 02215 Tyler, TX 75703
(617) 267-1801 ext. 142 (903) 581-0216
Last logged on Thu Apr 16 16:02:32 EDT 1992 on host m4-035-13 .MIT.EDU
Last logged on Fri Apr 17 01:50:52 EDT 1992 on host e40-008-11 .MIT.EDU
Last logged on Fri Apr 17 05:26:25 EDT 1992 on host e40-008-9 .MIT.EDU
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kjlin (Nobody):
Reheating a burrito in the microwave oven.
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panda (Chris Reed):
Strat-O-Matic MLB 1991 (72 games) Last Update: 4/17/92 Detroit
Div GIH Team W L PCT GB LATEST RESULTS
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NlW 9 Atlanta 42 21 .667 --- 2-1 vDet
AlW 9 Texas 35 28 .555 7.0 1-2 vDet
NlW 36 Los Angeles 20 16 .556 8.5
NlW 9 Houston 31 32 .509 11.0 0-3 @Tor, 2-1 vTor
AlE 33 Detroit 17 22 .417 13.0 2-1 @Tex, 1-2 @Atl, 2-1Tor
AlE 21 Toronto 22 29 .359 14.0 3-0 vHou, 1-2 @Det, 1-2 @Hou
AlE 33 Boston 14 25 .359 16.0 1-2 vHou
NOTES:
Astros and Jays combine for only 33 hits in last 3 game series (<.200).
"Hey, not much" -- Detroit manager Sparky Johnson
AWAY (11-10) (12-18) (1-5) (5-7) (11-7) (7-5) (8-10)
HOME Det Hou Bos Tor LA Atl Tex
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3-4 2-1|xxxxxxxx|3-4 2-3|4-7 2-3|3-1 |1-2 1-2|3-4 1-4
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(9-9) LA 4-3 |0-2 | |0-3 |xxxxxxxx|8-6 |3-5 3-2
1-0 |1-3 | |1-0 |xxxxxxxx|3-8 |3-8 0-4
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6-5 2-11|0-3 1-9| | |4-8 |xxxxxxxx|
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(11-10)Tex 6-4 16-6|1-6 8-3|4-3 8-9| |7-6 | |xxxxxxxx
9-10 1-4|2-3 9-2|7-8 5-4| |4-5 | |xxxxxxxx
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Det Hou Bos Tor LA Atl Tex
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rlcarr (Richard L. Carreiro):
[dedicated to Most Revered Lord High Maximum Leader Bush,
Bill "You didn't ask the right question" Clinton,
the Honorable (choke) Congress,
and the American public]
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!
I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?
There's nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
"Won't Get Fooled Again"
The Who
WHO'S NEXT
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shabby (Christopher R Shabsin):
shab.by \'shab-e-\ aj [obs. E shab] : FINE, SWELL - nifty n
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
THIS IS A JOB FOR GRANDMA MOSES!
In Marvel Superheroes (TSR), a hero runs at a top speed of 1.2 mph.
from Murphy's Rules
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therese (Therese):
We were friends who rode the waves
The time we spent in our younger days
Was all in fun,.. oh the good times that we had.
We were young and it was fine
To feel your spirit as it climbed
There're no regrets
Only good times
We were friends in younger days
Although we went our separate ways
You were my friend, you never turned away
Who can say what life will do
Life is kind to just a few
There're no regrets
Only good times
In time we will grow, we will change
As free as the wind and the waves
Live your life the way you choose
Find the ones who'll laugh with you
Like the sea
will find its way to shore
As the sun sinks from the sky,
Live your life and you will find
There're no regrets
Only good times ....
- Keola and Kapono Beamer
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timkwan (Timothy W Kwan):
I wrote my first Motif program! Yay!
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I learned to say something in Greek:
Ego thelo na fau to muni tis oreas copellas,
tote tha mu fai tin malakia mu.
[Thanks George!]
For zwrite purposes:
@font(-adobe-symbol-medium-r-normal--34-240-100-100-p-191-adobe-fontspecific)
Ego qelw na faw to mouni thV oreaV kopelaV,
tote qa mou faei thn malakia mou.
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Questions I have no answers to:
1. Why my suite neighbors are such pigs? (Dan! Say somethin', will ya?)
2. At which point in the development of a fetus does life begin?
3. Who in Bibledom is Cain's wife? (or, so why is incest wrong?)
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What's the difference between a carp and a lawyer?
One is a low-lying, scum-sucking creature; the other is a fish.
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, that's a hardware problem!
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The WORST singer I've heard so far: Stevie B. in "Because I Love You"
The guy is is FLAT! Pathetic!
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Our Program who art in Memory
Hello be thy Name.
Thy Operating System come.
Thy Commands be done at the Printer as it is on the Screen.
Give us this day our daily Data,
And forgive us our I/O errors
As we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty.
Lead us not into frustration, and deliver us from Power Surges.
For Thine is the Algorithm,
The Application,
And the Solution
Looping forever and ever.
Return.
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 19:30:3 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: prabhak@cs.umn.edu (Satya Prabhakar)
Subject: OOP (Object Oriented Politics)
Keywords: topical, maybe, original
These days Americans seem to be sending messages to
politicians on a continual basis. What they don't
seem to get is that the objects in D.C. don't have
the methods to execute the messages. Perhaps one
solution is to stop sending messages temporarily,
trash the current objects and define new objects
with appropriate methods.
--
Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com.
If you mail to original@clarinet.com, it makes sure that your joke is tagged
as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always
attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.
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