[4116] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri Feb 28
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri Feb 28 01:30:32 1992
Date: Fri, 28 Feb 92 01:29:09 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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bigrunt (Kristina C Garrett):
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Until we find a bridge across forever...
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!!
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fallas:
RAOUL: Why have you brought us here?
We must return.
CHRISTINE: (wildly) He'll kill me!
His eyes will find me there--
RAOUL: Christine, don't say that!
CHRISTINE: Those eyes that burn!
RAOUL: Don't even think it!
CHRISTINE: And if he has to kill a thousand men,
The phantom of the opera will kill and kill again!
RAOUL: (interrupting in frustration)
The phantom of the opera is a fable, believe me--
CHRISTINE: My God, who is this man
RAOUL: My God, who is this man
CHRISTINE: Who hunts to kill?
RAOUL: This mask of death?
CHRISTINE: I can't escape from him--
RAOUL: Whose is this voice you hear
CHRISTINE: I never will!
RAOUL: With every breath?
BOTH: And in this labyrinth
Where night is blind
The phantom of the opera is there
CHRISTINE: Inside my mind!
RAOUL: Inside your mind!
There IS no phantom of the opera!
CHRISTINE: (dreamily, remembering) Raoul, I've been there...
To his world of unending night,
To a world where the daylight dissolves into darkness,
Darkness....
(Horror crosses her face suddenly)
Raoul, I've seen him!
Can I ever forget that sight?
Can I ever escape from that face,
So distorted, deformed,
It was hardly a face in that darkness,
Darkness....
(She drifts back into an entranced exaltation)
But his voice filled my spirit
With a strange, sweet sound
In that night there was music in my mind.
And through music my soul begain to soar--!
And I heard as I've never heard before....
What you heard--was a dream,
And nothing more.
Yet in his eyes, all the sadness
Of the world.
Those painted eyes, that both threaten
And adore....
RAOUL: (yearningly) Christine, Christine...
PHANTOM: (agonized) Christine...
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kenneths (Kenneth J. Schneider):
Address at Theta Chi: Address at Home:
528 Beacon Street 4005 Birdwell
Boston, MA 02215 Tyler, TX 75703
(617) 267-1801 ext. 142 (903) 581-0216
Last logged on Thu Feb 27 18:48:02 EST 1992 on host m37-332-1 .MIT.EDU
Last logged on Thu Feb 27 23:34:25 EST 1992 on host e40-008-8 .MIT.EDU
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lavin (Anne R LaVin):
That limousine
In which you made the scene
Suits you to a "t"
If all that you want to be
Is somebody that don't ever walk
or nothin' ...
-James Taylor, "Honey Don't Leave LA"
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lorianne (Lori A Weldon):
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marcusk (Marcus A Kramer):
Zeta Psi Fraternity of North America
-House Manager
-Supreme Council Member
-Any Questions?
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panda (Chris Reed):
Strat-O-Matic MLB 1991 -- 72 Game Season
Last Updated: Thur 02-27-92 15:14
Team W L PCT GB LAST
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Atlanta 8 4 .667 ---
Los Angeles 20 16 .555 --- 5-1
Houston 14 13 .519 1.5 3-0
Texas 14 13 .519 1.5 2-1
Detroit 8 10 .444 3.0 1-5
Toronto 3 6 .333 3.5
Boston 2 7 .222 4.5 1-5
LAST: games played since previous update
AWAY (6-6) (5-7) (1-5) (1-2) (11-7) (3-0) (6-9)
HOME Det Hou Bos Tor LA Atl Tex
(2-4) Det ******* 6-4 9-4
******* 4-6 11-5
******* 2-3 3-2
(9-6) Hou 2-3 ******* 3-4 3-4 2-3 8-3
3-4 ******* 3-4 3-1 3-4 1-4
6-1 ******* 4-5 4-2 6-3 6-5
(1-2) Bos ******* 0-2
******* 15-1
******* 3-2
(2-4) Tor ******* 8-3 2-6
******* 5-3 7-3
******* 4-3 4-5
(9-9) LA 4-3 0-2 0-3 ******* 8-6 3-5 3-2
1-0 1-3 1-0 *******13-8 3-8 0-4
1-3 9-8 2-3 ******* 5-4 4-5 5-2
(5-4) Atl 6-4 8-3 10-11 *******
6-5 2-1 4-8 *******
4-8 3-6 1-3 *******
(8-4) Tex LOSS 1-6 4-3 7-6 *******
LOSS 2-3 7-8 4-5 *******
WIN 9-3 5-7 4-5 *******
Det Hou Bos Tor LA Atl Tex
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rom (Robert Michaud):
Can I change your plan Bobby?
Ben
Sure Ben, eat your heart out.
Bobby
Can I add on to your plan, too, Robert? PLEASE?
Silly Girl
No you may not, silly girls are not permitted to alter my plan, only Ben.
Robert
Hey! I thought you said you had changed your plan ...
Untruthful male!!!! I am much offended, mon frere.
La Soeur
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sramming (Scott ' ~ibo ' Ramming):
A Huge salamander without head nor tail is Watching me ......
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far-flung thoughts being gathered together to form an ethereal non-_ibo
Whoever said the shortest distance between two points is in a straight
line has NEVER taken a ride in a Boston cab!
____ ____ ____
/ \__ / \__ / \__
|\ / @ \ |\ / @ \ |\ / @ \
\ \_______| \ .:|> \ \_______| \ .:|> \ \_______| \ .:|>
\ ##| | \__/ \ ##| | \__/ \ ##| | \__/
| ####\__/ \ | ####\__/ \ | ####\__/ \
/ / ## \| / / ## \| / / ## \|
/ /__________\ \ / /__________\ \ / /__________\ \
L_JJ \__JJ L_JJ \__JJ L_JJ \__JJ
Spot can't get email -- He's not allowed -- He's just a dog! Poor Spot!
However, you will be drummed out of Kibology if you ever say "so what?"
when Kibo says "Today I saw a malted milk ball on the subway. It rolled
to the front of the car when the train stopped and went to the back of
the car when it sped up. Please note that if you're in Boston, you can
occasionally see such sights on the Red Line, where the floor is flat
and the center of the car is open, but not on the Green Line, where the
floor is ridges, there are seats in the middle of the car, and there are
treacherous steps down in front of both doors, which could result in the
malted milk ball getting off at the first stop and then being crushed
beyond ALL recognition before even getting its one chance to roll off
the platform and onto the third rail where it would commune with the
spirit of Velvis, the god of postage stamps six feet across and covered
with fuzzy black stuff."
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
SHALLOWS OF SPACE
Ships in interplanetary space have a stacking limit of "one," according
to the designers of the game Diadem.
from Murphy's Rules
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therese (Therese):
On and on the rain will fall
Like tears from a star
Like tears from a star
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are
How fragile we are..
-- Sting
Nothing Like the Sun
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vivace (Terence M Collins):
Hi....Instead of using this space to attempt and make a funny, or deep &
philosophical statement so that you random people now fingering me
can try and glean some insight as to what makes me tick, or tock, for that
matter, I thought it would be nice to tell you my grandmother's address.
You could write her, if you want, but you'd have to be very polite.
Eat more Grapefruit!!! Thank you.
Sue Littauer
1013 Howell Rd.
Valley Stream, Ny
11580
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
From: dolan@party.alliant.com (Harry Dolan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Jewish Christmas Tree
Keywords: chuckle
Date: 21 Feb 92 09:30:05 GMT
[Told to me by a Jewish friend while explaining the three major branches
of Judaism. Hope no one is offended].
Note: A "b'rucha" is a Jewish blessing or prayer.
A devout Jewish man is shocked when his young son brings home a Christmas
tree. Not wanting to upset the boy, while remaining true to his beliefs,
he seeks the advice of his Orthodox rabbi. "Rabbi," he asks, "is there
a b'rucha to say over a Christmas tree?" "Christmas tree," replies the
puzzled rabbi, "what's a Christmas tree?"
Saddened, but undaunted, he decides to consult another rabbi, this time
a Conservative. "Rabbi," he asks, "is there a b'rucha to say over a
Christmas tree?" "Christmas tree," asks the rabbi, "what's a Christmas
tree?"
Finally, he visits a Reform rabbi, and poses the same question. "Rabbi,
is there a b'rucha one can say over a Christmas tree?" "B'rucha," asks
the rabbi, "what's a b'rucha?"
--
Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com.
If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes.
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yves (Yves J Kissenpfennig):
A day without a buzz...
Is a day that never was...
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