[4092] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed Feb 19
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Wed Feb 19 01:29:49 1992
Date: Wed, 19 Feb 92 01:29:12 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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ccount (Craig A Counterman):
Deteriorata
You are a fluke of the universe
you have no right to be here
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice -- even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss -- and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on `HOLD'.
Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
You are a fluke of the universe
you have no right to be here
and whether you can hear it or not,
the universe is laughing behind your back
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore -- it will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time call 606-4311, ask for Ken.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting
enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
(chorus)
Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you conceive him to be
Hairy Thunderer, or Cosmic Muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up.
(chorus)
National Lampoon
Norman Rose
composed and aranged by Christopher Guest
voices: Melissa Manchester
Bass: John "cooker" LoPresti
Drums: Jim Payne
Keyboard: Melissa Manchester
Guitar: Christopher Guest
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker..
But now I can't remember WHO he is...
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jcbourne (Julie Bourne):
There's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line
The less I seek my source for some definitive
The closer I am to fine
("Closer to Fine", Indigo Girls)
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Companionship, partnership, mutual reassurance, someone to laugh with
and grieve with, loyalty that accepts foibles, someone to touch, someone
to hold your hand -- these things are "marriage," and sex is but the
icing on the cake. (Lazarus Long)
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jsheena (Jonathan A Sheena):
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jtduran (Jason Tomas Duran):
"The God I believe in isn't short of cash mister..."
--U2
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So we put her on the hit list
of a common cunning linguist
a master of many tongues...
-DP
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kenneths (Kenneth J. Schneider):
Address at Theta Chi: Address at Home:
528 Beacon Street 4005 Birdwell
Boston, MA 02215 Tyler, TX 75703
(617) 267-1801 ext. 142 (903) 581-0216
Last logged on Tue Feb 18 19:52:24 EST 1992 on host w20-575-58 .MIT.EDU
Last logged on Tue Feb 18 20:22:23 EST 1992 on host w20-575-60 .MIT.EDU
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pevzner (Boris Pevzner):
Must see Zoltrex.
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sethg (Seth A. Gordon):
To become a software pirate.
(The poster on the door of W20-575 has inspired me, you might say.)
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
AUTO PILOT
In Star Commander (Historical Concepts), a starship can fight at
full strength even though it has zero crew.
from Murphy's Rules
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therese (Therese):
Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Eating breakfast or dinner,
or snack lunch in the hall,
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.
You're so sadly neglected,
And so often ignored,
A poor second to Belgium,
When going abroad.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all...
- Monty Python
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