[4061] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri Feb 7
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri Feb 7 01:27:03 1992
Date: Fri, 7 Feb 92 01:26:21 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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aleonard (Annette Leonard):
"Oh the kiss! so alcoholic and slow" -- The Cure
* another trip to San Francisco et environs ??/??/92
* still trying to discern the difference between reading my Finance
text and taking SleepEez
* wishing Someone would notice (i.e. translate) the message below
LLOWS! WARNING! BAD FRENCH FOLLOWS! WARNING! BAD FRENCH FOLLOWS! WARNI
Ce que je cherche-- La realization dans ma vrai vie d'une reve
ancienne: un ami, a ce temps la il n'etait pas un bon ami, mais dans
ma reve nous avons eu une embrasse manifique. Mmmmmmmm... De quoi
pense-t-il de moi? C'est dommage qu'il ne me pense pas comme je lui
pense. Mais il est beau. Peut-etre je vais attender pour lui deux ou
trois ans plus. ;)
**** OK, IT'S SAFE NOW! READ ON IN SAFETY (NO FRENCH AHEAD) ****
the end
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cfields (Craig Fields):
To find out why so many people try to call me Chris.
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connolly (Stephanie A Connolly):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
Could I have a drug overdose?
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dmac (David S Mccormick):
Office Phone: 617-253-4404
Office: 54-1016
Home Phone: 617-666-4634
Address: 74 Dover St.
Somerville, MA 02144
(in Davis Sq., 1 block from Johnnie D's, the best bar in Boston)
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edzimmer (Eric D. Zimmerman):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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greg_lin (Gregory G Lin):
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/ \_/ \ ROBO-MOUSE
>>>>--\ o o /--->
\ /
*
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2/6/92 ::: 20:27 EST
DAYS TILL I THINK I WILL GO HOME: 105
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Greg's thought of the day:
for those of you who reside in rather friendly climates
you'll be happy to know that the Charles River is
frozen. it's still cold.
i don't even call the weather service anymore.
i look outside and say to myself:
"hmm, bright sunny day, a nice 15 degrees"
snow has been sporadic lately...
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Coulomb's law:
1 qq
F = ------ -----
4(pi)Epsilon r^2
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How is the Warrior's line-up looking?
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hftsai (Harry F Tsai):
Last login at Thu Feb 6 22:40:25 EST 1992
On host w20-575-92.MIT.EDU
Logged out at Thu Feb 6 23:15:30 EST 1992
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jrvandyk (Jeffrey R. Van Dyke):
To enjoy life, survive MIT and finish my next problem set.
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kenneths (Kenneth J. Schneider):
Address at Theta Chi: Address at Home:
528 Beacon Street 4005 Birdwell
Boston, MA 02215 Tyler, TX 75703
(617) 267-1801 ext. 142 (903) 581-0216
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lud (Jeffrey T Ludwig):
Phone: 437-9850 (H); 981-5596 (W)
Office: Lincoln Laboratory Room B284
Plan: Live in Cabin in the Rockies
Nickname: Smokin' Joe
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marc (Marc Horowitz):
Date: Sun, 2 Feb 92 4:30:3 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: trebor@foretune.co.jp (Robert J Woodhead)
Subject: GNU announced GNU GNURM!
Keywords: maybe, computer
Free Software Folks FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Somewhere near MIT April 1, 1992
FSF announces GNU GNURM, the new, improved network worm!
Tired of old, outdated, buggy worms clogging up your system? Then
be happy to know that FSF, the people who've done more to destroy
intellectual property that anyone else, are proud to announce the
release of GNURM 1.0. Even better, GNURM is being released into
the public domain (and the public data networks), so it's
absolutely free. You don't have to go and get GNURM, GNURM will
come and get you!
What GNURM does:
Using advanced techniques that could only be programmed by people
who have grants, trust funds, or other means by which they don't
have to work for a living, GNURM roams the networks, using little
known bugs, stupid errors by sysadms, and other methods that you
couldn't possibly understand to ensconce itself in your system.
Once there, GNURM provides your system with the many benefits that
the FSF has decided you need!
* GNURM updates all your old, tired utilities to the
brand-new, shiny, GNU versions!
* GNURM's advanced AI frees your software from the bondage
of copyright laws by seeking out and destroying any
copyright statements in the code or source (thus saving
valuable disc space). GNURM's special GNUTRON BOMB
feature destroys intellectual property rights, while
leaving the code standing!
* Best of all, when GNURM has finished, it moves itself
onto your friends computer, spreading goodwill and
copylefts everywhere it goes.
Don't waste time, get GNU'd today!
Processor cycles are precious things, and it takes a lot of them to
crack your root password. This could result in some slowdowns for
your friends as GNURM tries to access your system. Don't be impolite.
Change your root password to GNU today! You'll be glad you did
tomorrow!
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| Robert J. Woodhead, Biar Games / AnimEigo, Incs. trebor@foretune.co.jp |
| ``If you want to stab someone in the back, Bernard, you must first get |
| behind them!'' -- Sir Humphrey Appleby on the mechanics of politics. |
--
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Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line.
Don't use "joke" or "submission" or "joke submission," please.
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sker (Sker):
/\/\|[+|/\[-\_
sker
not a student.
not a genius.
not a writer.
not an artist.
Dot
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
BAD MANAGEMENT
In Schubel & Son's Star Venture, starships will gladly blast off for
any destination, regardless of whether they have enough food and fuel
to survive the voyage.
from Murphy's Rules
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therese (Therese):
Don't jump too high, and knock out the sun
Don't stray too far, out on your own
When you finally come knocking, there'll be nobody home
Nobody home
- Heart
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tlyu (Thomas L Yu):
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WHAT PLAN?!?
No really. Double major XVI & VI-III.
It's not as suicidal as it looks...
By the way, how do you get on the roof of the Green Building...
Project:
Promotion of chaos. Eventual total dominion over the known universe.
Office:
MIT Experimental Studies Group
ESG Cluster Maintenance
Room 24-618
x3-7787
MIT Student Information Processing Board
Room w20-557
x3-7788
RUNE: the MIT journal of arts and letters
Room 50-309
x3-8557
Snail mail: Swamp mail (Houston---where else?):
Fenway House 2247 Woodland Springs
34 The Fenway Houston, TX 77077
Boston, MA 02215
"Don't panic... there's nothing wrong... it's all a figment of your
imagination... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"There is no distinction between insanity and genius."
"Once is accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is conspiracy."
"Watch out for hackers in Building 6!"
"Is this the way to Baker House?"
"Brother can you spare $16,900?"
"I hate quotations!"
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troutman (Joseph G Whelan):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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