[4050] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat Feb 1
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sat Feb 1 01:27:02 1992
Date: Sat, 1 Feb 92 01:26:21 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
Sleep schedule almost back under control....
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ares (Max Lord):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying
my urine sample bottles..
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dmciotti (Denise M Ciotti):
1. Drink Milk.
2. Grow taller.
3. Pledge Alpha Phi.
4. Find the correct shade of nailpolish (see 3.)
5. Control all four(?) forces.
6. Sleep...
(Not necessarily in that order...)
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drmorris (David R. Morrison):
Why are we here? Because we're here.
Row the boats.
- Neil Peart
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jcbourne (Julie Bourne):
Because no matter where, we are going there together
There's no doubt we will get there in the end
And if we have to stop / Gonna wait through stormy weather
If not lovers we still remain best friends.
("Best Friends", Basia)
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Do what you want to do
And go where you're going to
Think for yourself
Cause I won't be there with you
("Think for Yourself", Beatles)
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Companionship, partnership, mutual reassurance, someone to laugh with
and grieve with, loyalty that accepts foibles, someone to touch, someone
to hold your hand -- these things are "marriage," and sex is but the
icing on the cake. (Lazarus Long)
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jh (Joseph Harrington):
I'm currently in Hawaii getting data for my thesis. I should be back at MIT
in May. Here's how to contact me:
finger/talk: jh@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu
email: if at MIT keep sending to jh@mit.edu
all others can send to jh@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu
(but remember to change it back in May when this file says to;
you can keep sending to jh@mit.edu if you want and it will forward)
phone: 808-956-6989 work
808-942-0672 people I'm staying with until I find a place
808-935-7606 observers' residence (during observing run only)
808-935-9347 telescope (during observing run at night only)
US mail: Joe Harrington
Institute for Astronomy
2680 Woodlawn Drive
Honolulu, HI 96822
Next observing runs: Sat 1 Feb - Mon 3 Feb
Fri 7 Feb - Mon 10 Feb
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Path: bloom-picayune.mit.edu!mintaka.lcs.mit.edu!yale!yale.edu!qt.cs.utexas.edu!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request
Message-ID: <S381.640e@looking.on.ca>
Date: Fri, 31 Jan 92 4:30:4 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: amachan@ncratl.atlantaga.ncr.com (Andrew Machan)
Subject: Marriage proposal during bridge
Keywords: original, maybe
Approved: funny@clarinet.com
This is an original from my friend Steve Berman in Philly.
Marriage Proposal During a Bridge Hand
(East and West pass thoroughout)
N: One Diamond (ring) : "Let us be partners forever"
S: Two Clubs (to the head) : "I don't think we have a fit"
N: Two Hearts (in accord) : "I'm still looking for a major contract"
S: Three _NO_ (!!!) : "Get lost, you creep."
N: Pass : "That's okay, I can still make slam with Suzi."
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kenneths (Kenneth J. Schneider):
Last logged on Fri Jan 31 12:53:17 EST 1992 on host W20-575-104 .MIT.EDU
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khchiang (fool):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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mramaswa (Malini Ramaswamy):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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rom (Robert Michaud):
Can I change your plan Bobby?
Ben
Sure Ben, eat your heart out.
Bobby
Can I add on to your plan, too, Robert? PLEASE?
Silly Girl
No you may not, silly girls are not permitted to alter my plan, only Ben.
Robert
Hey! I thought you said you had changed your plan ...
Untruthful male!!!! I am much offended, mon frere.
I still cannot figure out how to mail from your station.
will you mail me and tell me how?please?
Just type comp, the rest is obvious.
you slimy male.. how dare you not be on the computer when i try to find you! i bet you were off doing homework or something! you never screw around on telnet anymore! you should be more like me and hole yourself up in a cramped room with bad lighting and just wait for me to get on this frigging thing so that you can talk with me! i just wanted you to know how truly offended i was by you today.
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shmuel (Samuel R. Peretz):
To design the ultimate Neural Network.
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
STARSHIP TROOPERS IN MOSCOW
Objective Moscow, a "near future" game, includes such units as
American shuttlecraft marines, cruise missile brigades and Japanese
samurai divisions.
from Murphy's Rules
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therese (Therese):
Don't dream too wild, and shoot for the moon
Don't ride your heart like a balloon
Don't blow away to places unknown
Cause when you finally come knocking, there'll be nobody home
Nobody home
- Heart
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
Date: Fri, 24 Jan 92 19:30:7 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: guy@minster.york.ac.uk
Subject: malicious #defines
Keywords: computer, original, funny
Do you have a smug bastard of a programmer in your office whose code always
seems to work with a minimum of debugging? If so, then heres a few #defines
to keep them busy.
#define main Main /* Now try to link this! */
#define stdout stderr /* No problems, until you pipe it */
#define while(x) if(x)
#define struct union /* Great space saver */
Original, and tested.
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Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
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Don't use "joke" or "submission" or "joke submission," please.
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