[4036] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Jan 28
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Tue Jan 28 01:27:37 1992
Date: Tue, 28 Jan 92 01:27:04 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
How many Bratslav Hassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
None; they can never find another one to burn as brightly as
the first.
How many Satmar Hassidim?
Just keep walking, Moish, we don't have to talk to him....
How many Lubavitch Hassidim?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to explain why replacing
the bulb will hasten the Messiah, and one to ask if you've
put on Tefillin yet today.
How many David Duke supporters?
Three. One to unscrew the old bulb, which would have lasted
longer if the light bulb industry hadn't been taken over by
the Jews; one to buy a new bulb, which would have cost less
if the government weren't handing out money to those blacks
who are draining the welfare system; and one to screw in the
new bulb, which would have taken less time to do if the
instructions hadn't been printed in twenty ``multicultural''
languages besides English.
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aschavez (Anthony Chavez):
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breslau (Joshua A Breslau):
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
- if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
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dhyao (David H Yao):
A smile increases your face value.
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drmorris (David R. Morrison):
> What is the relationship between RSA Security and Public Key Partners?
I don't know the exact relationship, but the two organizations seem to work
closely together; I think the main difference is that RSADSI employs hackers
and PK Partners employs lawyers.
- from sci.crypt
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jliu (Joanne Liu):
My plan? What plan? Ice Cream in the summer, chocolate mousse
cake in the winter, maybe graduate next year....
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lmmacri (Lucas Matias MACRI):
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lsc (Lecture Series Committee):
LSC Movies for the weekend of Jan 30 to Feb 2
Thu. Jan 30 The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear Kresge 5, 7:30 and 10
Fri. Jan 31 The Fisher King 26-100 6:30 & 10
Jack Lucas (Jeff Bridges), a former disc jockey depressed by a
listener who followed his advice and massacred a nightclub, meets
Parry (Robin Williams), an obsessed but benign street person.
Befriending him, Jack joins his quest for the Holy Grail and helps
him win his true love, Lydia (Amanda Plummer). Presented in Dolby
stereo.
Sat. Feb 1 Dead Again 26-100 7 & 10
Mike Church (Kenneth Branagh -- {\it Henry V}) must identify a
mysterious woman (Emma Thompson) with no memory but who is plagued by
vivid nightmares concerning a murder from a past life. A
supernatural thriller with an exciting twist. Presented in Dolby
stereo.
Sun. Feb 2 The Untouchables 10-250 7 & 10
It's the 1920's, and Al Capone rules Chicago with absolute power. No
one can touch him. No one can stop him. No one, that is, until
Eliot Ness and a small force of men swear that they will bring him
down. Kevin Costner, Sean Connery, and Robert DeNiro star in this
exciting adventure directed by Brian DePalma. Presented in Dolby
stereo.
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For more information, call the LSC MovieLine, 258-8881,
or the LSC office, 253-3791.
MIT or Wellesley ID required, one guest allowed per ID.
Admission to movies is $1.50 and a 20-Admission
Superticket is available for $28.
Classic Movie shows end before the start of the second
show of the corresponding Friday series movie.
Problems and changes to the mailing list should be addressed to
info-lsc-request@zurich.ai.mit.edu
This service is neither maintained nor supported by the
MIT Lecture Series Committee.
To see this information again, finger -l lsc@zurich.ai.mit.edu
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marcoman (Marco A. Morales):
Plan: Complete and Total Domination.
To graduate someday.
To be a Rhodes Scholar. HA!
F89: 3.091 6A01 8.012 18.011 24.07
S90: 3.092 6.001 8.02x 18.02 21.021
F90: 1.00 6.002 14.02 18.03
S90: 6.012 6.003 14.01 18.06 6.311
F91: 6.013 6.004 6.041 2.40
S91: 6.014 6.111 14.63 14.20 6.ThU
F92: 6.115 6.301 6.312 6.313 6.ThU
S92: 14.06 14.XX 6.341 6.XX 6.ThU
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milo (Cole D Robison):
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rnewman (Ron Newman):
Home: (617) 628-8895; 48 Kent St., Somerville MA 02143
Work: BBN, (617) 873-6339
From the TV listings of last Friday's Boston Phoenix (by Clif Garboden):
T U E S D A Y
9:00 (4, 5, 7) The President's State of the Union Address.
Tell us something we @i(don't) know, you war-mongering,
greed-pandering Republican geek. Explain how letting Saddam H.
run postwar Iraq jibes with your vilification of the guy as the
Hitler of the '90s. Tell us how opening a toy store in Japan is
going to help our economy even though most of the toys are made
offshore. But listen, barf-breath, don't you dare tell us how
sorry you are about people living in cardboard boxes, or
classrooms without textbooks, or kids starving in American cities,
or people dying because they can't pay their health insurance,
or banks stealing small farms for agribusiness, or AIDS,
or crack, or drive-by shootings, because that would be your
biggest lie of all. You're not sorry. You like those things
because they keep us weak and make it easier for your over-
compensated cronies to take our money. So just shut up,
okay? (Until 10 p.m. or so.)
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rongut (Ron A Gut):
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srz (Stan Zanarotti):
c Ok you FORTRAN programmers: what does this program do?
c Compiling it is cheating.
c It's called "real time", because that's its first statement.
c Have fun!
real time
c
c
c
integer x4h,if(9),read(5,91),format,gt,eq,go to
9
comm on go to 10
common/common/common
double precision real ,callif(9,9)
equivalence (gt,read(5,90)), (eq,read(5,91))
equivalence (boston,common)
data data, data /'data','data'/,data/'/'/
data go to /0/
format(x 4h)=(1)
90 format(2i1)
91 format(3f10.0)
1 do 10 i=1,3
10 do 10 i=1.3
if(2)=go to 10
if(goto)7,9,7
9 read(5,90) read(5,91),read(5,90)
if(eq.lt.gt) if(gt) =do 10 i
go to 1 =read(5,90)
if(if(gt).eq.format(stop)) go to 1 =eq
stop =eq
if(int(do 10 i).eq.if(gt)) stop =gt
if(gt)=0
end =stop +go to 1
print 91, go to 1, stop, end
goto =goto+1
go to 1
7 call if(eq,gt)
x=2
c end
stop
e
nn
dd
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Outre Magic Item #2
Pyramid of chicken legs, with an egg in the exact center (no known
function)
from Murphy's Rules
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therese (Therese):
I sink like a stone that's been thrown in the ocean
My logic has drowned in a sea of emotion.
Stop before you start,
Be still my beating heart.
-- Sting
Nothing Like the Sun
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vivace (Terence M Collins):
Live a little, Laugh a little, and to frolic by the fires of a forgotten camp,
performing the sacred dance of the ruby toned bronzed-backed cuttlefish......
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