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New quotes for Sun Sep 1
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sun Sep 1 01:29:55 1991
Date: Sun, 1 Sep 91 01:29:31 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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celine (Rob F):
blah% webster fuck
No definition for 'fuck'. Maybe you mean:
1. feck 2. funk
Quite right, I must have meant funk.
The person who turns timesheets to the University really funked up big
time when she failed to do so last Monday. All 47 student employees
will not receive their paychecks until the 7th. This funk up happened
just before both the first of the month (aka time to pay the rent) and
a three day weekend. The real question is, do I have any legal
recourse?
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
I talk to you but it's not the same as touchin' you
And every time you whisper my name, I wanna run to you
We'll be together, it won't be long, it won't be long
But it feels like forever, and it's hard to be strong
("Missing You Now", Michael Bolton)
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Companionship, partnership, mutual reassurance, someone to laugh with
and grieve with, loyalty that accepts foibles, someone to touch, someone
to hold your hand -- these things are "marriage," and sex is but the
icing on the cake. (Lazarus Long)
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Wanna find me?
Work: E10-218 x3-5756 or Home: NW61-234 x5-9523
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jwalton (Jonathan M Walton):
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mevc (Marie E. V. Coppola):
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sethg (Seth A. Gordon):
From: mikes@hpsrmjs.sr.hp.com (Mike Seibel)
Subject: Radar Trap
Keywords: chuckle
Message-ID: <S2e7.9c7@looking.on.ca>
Date: 30 Aug 91 23:30:05 GMT
Lines: 15
From Herb Caen's column in the San Francisco Chronicle:
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received
in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car. Instead of payment,
he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he
received a letter from the police department that contained another
picture -- of handcuffs.
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Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics,
Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
HOW ABOUT IF HE'S DEAD?
In Task Force's Boarding Party, the rules explain for the hard of
thinking that a human pretending to be unconscious "may perform no other
action while feigning unconsciousness."
from Murphy's Rules
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tophe (Christopher M. Hoadley):
I'm a nut.
-In a hut.
I showed my butt in pizza hut,
So whut!
Finding myself in a vast world of
possibilities. Being
who I am in the face of others.
Fighting what I'm not without
becoming it.
In short, becoming myself.
Home:
tophe@athena.mit.edu 2141 McGee Ave.
Berkeley CA 94703-1470
(510)644-1477
Office:
(510)643-6175
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