[3549] in Central_America
New quotes for Thu Aug 15
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Thu Aug 15 01:29:48 1991
Date: Thu, 15 Aug 91 01:29:12 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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ambar (Jean Marie Diaz):
"Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things, you
just get used to them."
- John von Neumann
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aykuo (Ava Y Kuo):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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clin (Chia-Liang Lin):
To figure out what my plan is.
Office: NW16-223 Phone: 258-9178
You can also reach me at:
lin@ilm.pfc.mit.edu
lincl@ymp.cc.fsu.edu
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ermarsh (Eric R Marsh):
The plan is to graduate and get a real paycheck as soon as possible.
Well, if you really want to get a hold of Eric, try
him in his office 3-443. The phone number is 253-2349.
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hilaryb (Hilary Sara Bromberg):
to curb my idealism
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honor (Andrew John Cassidy):
To reach me
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in CA: 1138 Gilbert
Hemet, Ca 92543-7910
in MA: (617)-253-0189
email: honor@athena.MIT.EDU
honor@benz.mit.edu
To be true to one's self is the ultimate test in life.
To have the courage and the sensitivity to follow your hidden dreams
and stand tall against the odds that are bound to fall in your path.
Life is too short and precious to be dealt with in any other fashion.
This thought I hold dear to my heart and I always try to be true to
myself and others that I encounter along the way.
--- Flo Hyman
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. People grow old
by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up
interest wrinkles the soul. In the central place of every heart,
there is a recording chamber; so long as it receives the messages of
beauty, hope, cheer and courage, so long are you young. When the
wires are all down and your heart is covered with the snows of
pessimism and the ice of cynicism, then, and then only, are you grown
old.
--- Douglas MacArthur, at 75
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jab (Jason A Beardsley):
Article 2690 of rec.humor.funny:
Path: bloom-picayune!bloom-beacon!micro-heart-of-gold.mit.edu!wupost!uunet!looking!funny-request
Message-id: <S2d5.5d75@looking.on.ca>
Date: Mon, 12 Aug 91 12:20:8 EDT
From: funny-request@looking.on.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Another Dahmer Digest
Reply-to: Individual Posters
Keywords: digest, sick, puns, topical
Approved: funny@looking.on.ca
The silly puns about Dahmer keep coming. Not for those grossed out
easily.
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Subject: another Jeffrey Dahmer submission
From: scott@ferrari.labs.tek.com
Why was Jeffrey Dahmer looking for a new apartment?
Because he needed more elbow room.
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Subject: J. Dahmer joke not on your recent posting
From: hubler@galaxy.lerc.nasa.gov (Dale Hubler)
Here is on I heard from one of the local radio stations
The police asked Jeffrey Dahmer why he did it and he replied, "Well,
a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal."
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Subject: Two more Jeffrey Dahmer jokes
From: UNCPEW@unc.bitnet (Penny Ward)
These were printed in the Raleigh News & Observer the week of
7/29/91:
Jeffrey Dahmer is renting out his old apartment. The apartment
comes with roommates--some assembly required.
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Subject: Body parts
From: lowendorf-henry@cs.yale.edu (Henry Lowendorf)
This is original:
Jeffrey Dahmer made the mistake of putting them into the refrigerator.
If he'd thrown them into a mass grave in the Iraqi desert, he'd be
a hero.
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Subject: new name
From: bh18371@boson.sbi.com (Billy Hum)
Heard floating around the office:
Did you hear they renamed Milwaukee?
It's now called Hackensack
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Subject: Dahmer and a praying mantis
From: esh@cblpe.att.com (Thomas D Esh)
This is original.
How are Jeffery Dahmer and a praying mantis alike?
They both eat their dates.
--
Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics,
Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.
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jfc (John F Carr):
To compile X11R5, which is firmly dedicated to the philosophy that all
pointers are created equal, using xlc, which has other ideas.
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minoru (Minoru Sakata):
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rongut (Ron A Gut):
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rseto (Roy Seto):
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sao (Andy Oakland):
We are told to believe that this is a "metaphor" for a "desktop."
But I have never personally seen a desktop where pointing at a lower piece
of paper makes it jump to the top, or where placing a sheet of paper on top
of a file folder causes the folder to gobble it up. I do not believe such
desks exist, and I do not think I would want one if they did.
Theodor Holm Nelson, _The Right Way to Think About Software Design_
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
In a combat between a man armed with a rapier and one using a dagger,
Yaquinto's Swashbuckler gives a 1-in-6 chance of the dagger
breaking....
from Murphy's Rules
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
Well, its wednesday... Only 6 more work days left...
And, you can still reach me, for now, at the following addresses:
Home: 269-D Bush St.
Mountain View, CA 94041
415-964-9233 (answering machine)
Work: Building MTV23
Room 219
415-336-3011 (voice mail if I'm not there)
e-mail: warlord@eng.sun.com
(if its an emergency, although I DO log into
MIT often enough that warlord@mit.edu is
good enough for most things)
See you soon!!!
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