[3513] in Central_America
New quotes for Thu Jul 25
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Thu Jul 25 01:33:13 1991
Date: Thu, 25 Jul 91 01:32:40 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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ambar (Jean Marie Diaz):
(forwards removed)
Did you all see that article in the Sunday Examiner about yawning? Page
3 of the Sunday Punch section, in case you missed it.
Three clinical psychiatrists had a paper in the Canadian Journal of
Psychiatry entitled "Unusual Side Effects of Clomipramine Associated
with Yawning", describing 4 patients who, while taking the the
anti-depressant drug Clomipramine (brand name Anafranil) reported the
unusual side effect of spontaneous orgasm every time they yawned.
The first case of this was a female patient who had been depressed for 3
months, but under treatment "Complete symptom remission occurred within
10 days". She then asked how long she would be allowed to go on using
the drug, since she had observed that every time she yawned she had an
orgasm, and she was able to experience orgasm by deliberate yawning.
Apparently it can work for guys too. One male patient said that while he
found the repeated climaxes "awkward and embarrassing, he elected to
continue the medication because of the therapeutic benefit he obtained.
The awkwardness and embarrassment were overcome by continuously wearing
a condom."
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bdchung (Bryan D Chung):
To drive a new Porsche by 23.
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
Oh, I dunno...
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mjdaly (Mark J Daly):
Strat '78 Standings
NY Yankees 24 12 - .667
Boston 14 4 1 .778
Pittsburgh 16 14 5 .533
Texas 11 10 5.5 .524
Los Angeles 0 0 6 ---
Houston 8 10 7 .444
Montreal 2 13 11.5 .133
Baltimore 3 15 12 .167
LEADERS
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AVG | SLG | OBA
Cruz, HOU .368 | Murray, BAL .833 | Cruz, HOU .455
Murray, BAL .361 | Scott, BOS .735 | Singleton, BAL .455
Hargrove,TEX .343 | Stargell, PIT .679 | Hargrove, TEX .439
Stargell,PIT .333 | Singleton,BAL .629 | Yastrzemski,BOS .382
Lynn, BOS .320 | Rice, BOS .612 |
HRs | RBIs | Runs | SB - CS
Stargell, PIT 6 | Stargell,PIT 18 | Parker, PIT 27 | Moreno, PIT 8-2
Evans, BOS 6 | Murray, BAL 16 | Stargell, PIT 27 | Bumbry, BAL 4-0
Murray, BAL 5 | Parker, PIT 15 | | Remy, BOS 4-0
Rice, BOS 5 | Rice, BOS 10 | | Cabell, HOU 2-1
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sethg (Seth A. Gordon):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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srz (Stan Zanarotti):
How doooo!
Welcome to my shop
Let me cut your mop
Let me shave your crop!
Daintily! Daint-til-ly!
Hey yoooou!
Don't look so perplexed
Why must you be next
Can't you see you're next?
Yes, you're next!
Yoou're so next!
How about a nice close shave
Teach your whiskers to behave
Lots of lather lots of soap
Please hold still don't be a dope
Now we're ready for the scrapin'
There's no use to try escapin'
Yell and scream and rant and rave
There's no use you need a shaave!
Ooh ouch ouch ooh ouch ooh ooh ouch!
There, you're nice and clean!
Aldough your face looks like it might have gone through a ma-chine!
Oh, where do I get that waabbit?
What would you want with a waabbit?
Can't you see that I'm much swee-ter?
I'm your little Senyeree-ter
Yooou are my type of guy
Let me straighten your tie
And I shall dance for you!
[Four minutes of music and foley...]
[Crunch] eh... Next!
"The Rabbit of Seville" -- Chuck Jones, Carl W. Stalling, & Gioacchino Rossini
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
THIS IS A JOB FOR GRANDMA MOSES!
In Marvel Superheroes (TSR), a hero runs at a top speed of 1.2 mph.
from Murphy's Rules
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
As many of you know, Im working at Sun Microsystems.
So, you can reach me for the summer at:
Home: 269-D Bush St.
Mountain View, CA 94041
415-964-9233 (answering machine)
Work: Building MTV23
Room 219
415-336-3011 (voice mail if I'm not there)
e-mail: warlord@eng.sun.com
(if its an emergency, although I DO log into
MIT often enough that warlord@mit.edu is
good enough for most things)
See you next fall!!!
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