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New quotes for Fri May 10
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri May 10 01:32:20 1991
Date: Fri, 10 May 91 01:31:50 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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acevedo (Gabriel):
"When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different.
Because I have understanding."
"Understanding of what, master?"
"Digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video
cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of
them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have
understanding of computers, *I* shall be the SUPREME BEING!!!"
-- Time Bandits
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brlewis (Bruce R Lewis):
A MOD'RATOR'S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE
When a flamer is pursuing his enjoyment, (his enjoyment)
As he verbally assaults another dupe, ('nother dupe)
He makes necessity of the employment (the employment)
Of someone to come and try control the group. ('trol the group)
Oh, this person gets to act as a den mother, (a den mother)
When the cries of censorship are loudly sung. (loudly sung)
Ah, take one consideration with another, (with another)
A mod'rator's lot is not a happy one.
Oh, when the cries of censorship are loudly sung, loudly sung,
A mod'rator's lot is not a happy one, happy one.
When the lurker returns from his work so trying, (work so trying)
And sits down at his own computer screen, ('puter screen)
He loves to sit and watch the gossip flying, (gossip flying)
And chuckle at the threats of those unseen. (those unseen)
"A moderated group's not worth the bother," (worth the bother)
He thinks that that would take out half the fun. (half the fun)
Ah, take one consideration with another, (with another)
A mod'rator's lot is not a happy one.
Oh, when the cries of censorship are loudly sung, loudly sung,
A mod'rator's lot is not a happy one, happy one.
-- Erma Kamatti Felna
(felna@watcsc.uwaterloo.ca)
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dhbernst (David H Bernstein):
Last login:
Thu May 9 23:21:50 EDT 1991
Teaching: 1.973 -- Geographic Information Systems for Transportation
Planners and Engineers
M,W 4:30 - 6:00 Room 1-242
Research: Congestion Reduction Policies
Transportation and Land-Use Interactions
Visualization and Data Management in Transportation
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dmuir (Douglas H Muir):
Fly Heisenburg Airlines.
We don't know where we are,
but we're making great time.
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jdmarko (Jim Davenport):
Mail last read on May 9 13:54.
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
Four -- three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off!
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lnp (Lisa N Paradis):
In the future:
5/7 Presentation for 1.101 (gotta get those transparencies)
ANOTHER paper due for 6.033
5/9 1.101 Final Project Due
5/10 Coronation, uh inauguration of President Vest
final in 6.033
5/14 off to Virginia to find a place to live.
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Words-n-stuff for the day:
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was
written and another for which it wasn't.
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mleuca (Magdalena Leuca):
Flee MIT till R/O !!!!
Do a whole lot'o riding .....
Graduate ASAP....
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pcg (PABLITO MONTAVERDE):
todoittoit.
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therese (Suntioinen Therese M.):
Don't jump too high, and knock out the sun
Don't stray too far, out on your own
When you finally come knocking, there'll be nobody home
Nobody home
- Heart
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trims (Erik G Trimble):
Billlyions and Billlyions of Years ago..
-Carl Sagan
Oooop! Ack!
-Bill D. Cat
Fortified with 10 Essential Vitamins and Minerals
Low in Fat
No Sugar or Salt Added
- on the front of a Shredded Wheat box
100% Natural
no liposuction
no plastic surgery
no hair implants
original gap in front teeth
- me
Have a wonderful day and save the world, but if you must be miserable
then please don't tell me.
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