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New quotes for Tue Apr 9
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Tue Apr 9 01:30:28 1991
Date: Tue, 9 Apr 91 01:30:07 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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higgy (James Higginbotham):
--Jim
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
o If it's not broken, don't force it.
o If you're happy, don't press your luck.
o If everything seems wrong, it must be you, not everything else.
o If things are going well, don't think about it.
o If you think about how well things are going, things will change.
o Don't outstay your welcome.
o If you are looking for insurance and hesitate in getting it, you will
probably be hospitalized before you make up your mind and get insurance.
o If you don't have insurance and get hospitalized, the hospital
expenses will be over $10,000.
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Today is the tenth day, being one week and three days of the Omer.
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kagraves (Kenneth A Graves):
File under "just what is in those food packets?":
Astronaut Jerry Ross, while on spacewalk, exclaimed
"Look at the beautiful colors!"
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lnp (Lisa N Paradis):
In the future:
Thursday 4/11: My brother's bday
questionnaire and finalized proposal due for 1.101
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Words-n-stuff for the day:
The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.
- Ed Bluestone
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mdhansen (Mark D Hansen):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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morton22 (Michael Saltsman):
Well, I hope to spread peace and joy to all the
peoples of the earth......
And if they don't cooperate, I'll nuke 'em all
till they glow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, I'd just like to say, to all the women of the world:
What have you got against me? What did I do?
Oh well, enough whining about women, time to whine
about classes...........NO........STOP THAT...
HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All right. We've taken care of him. HE won't be
whining about ANYTHING any more.
-MIT Management
"SUBDIVISIONS
In the High School Halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out!
SUBDIVISIONS
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out!"
And if that wasn't enough of a RUSH:
"You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose Free Will."
Oh well, gotta RUSH off........
(Aren't you glad you took the time to finger me?)
(So to speak.........)
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therese (Suntioinen Therese M.):
Three Rings for Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the
Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men
doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One
Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In
the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
- Tolkien
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valerie (why do you ask?):
The 12 most honorable ways for an MIT student to die:
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12. To drown in a sea of parentheses, no thanks to Professor
Gerald Sussman.
o glub glub glub
o /
(())(())(( o ))(())(())((
()((()())()()())()()())))
))(()(()()()()))(())())()
11. To die from lack of sleep due to nocturnal housemates and
early 6.012 lectures. (Blechhh!)
10. To suffocate under piles of Interdepartmental Mail.
(Remember kids: nothing important *ever* comes through
Interdepartmental Mail!)
9. To die from caffiene overdose.
8. To succumb to the immense entropy found in any MIT student's dorm
room, especially mine.
7. To be asphyxiated while being squished in the corridors
of the textbook section of the Tech Coop on Reg Day.
6. To be trampled to death by slam-dancers at a Senior
House courtyard party, *especially* if Jon Gladstone
picked the band.
5. To be strangled by large amounts of MIT administrative red tape.
4. To die from EMF radiation for spending 28 consecutive
hours in front of a computer terminal.
3. To be electrocuted by your 6.101 lab project.
2. To fall off the Great Dome while attaching the mouse ears.
1. To die from food poisoning in an MIT dining hall. (Out
with ARA!)
R.E.M. mailing list info: murmur-request@athena.mit.edu
Indigo Girls mailing list info: indigo-request@athena.mit.edu
Nine Inch nails Mailing list info: nin-request@pnet91.cts.com
The devil wants to dance with me in the pale moonlight in the back
of my car, but, I say old chum, it's a bit cramped...
"Anguish is a voiceless woman screaming in a nightmare" - Anais Nin
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