[3315] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Apr 2
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Tue Apr 2 01:34:12 1991
Date: Tue, 2 Apr 91 01:30:08 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
I'm back. Today is the third day of the Omer.
alias curiosity 'kill `ps | grep oneko | colrm 6`'
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beaner (Coleen M Kaiser):
I have no plan. I like to live by the minute.
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bitch (Kimberly Kohlhepp):
Unified sux!!!
Raf is a male JAP!!!
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caw (Catherine A Womack):
home address: 23 William St.
Cambridge, MA 02139
Home phone: 868-9062
electronic mail address: caw@ATHENA.MIT.EDU
Passion burns hottest in the house of reason.
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hlb (Heidi L. Burgiel):
My new account:
burgiel@math.washington.edu
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Today is the third day of the Omer.
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
All the world seems in tune
on a spring afternoon
as we poison the pigeons in the park!
(Tom Lehrer, _Poisoning Pigeons in the Park_)
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lnp (Lisa N Paradis):
In the future:
Wednesday: 6.033 quiz
Thursday: 1.101 prelim questionnaire due
I've interviewed with a bunch of acronyms (ERA, SRA,
BTG, CMD, STI, etc), a letter (E-Systems) and a name
(Ernst and Young). I hope some of them give me offers.
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Words-n-stuff for the day:
It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity; and it's a
pretty odd sort of chastity at that, which leads men straight into the
sin of Onan, and girls to the waning of their color.
-- Voltaire
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msbowers (Michael S Bowers):
to get a fucking degee
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sethg (Seth A. Gordon):
From: Usenet Oracle <oracle-vote@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Usenet Oracularity #282-05
Selected-By: gt2126b@prism.gatech.edu (PETROSKY,WILLIAM T)
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> Were Julia Roberts' lips injected with silicon?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Silicon? The Oracle, being an all-knowing computer,
} recognizes silicon in all its forms. However, the
} Oracle has never met Julia Roberts up close. Therefore,
} more data is required.
}
} The Oracle has assembled a receptor module for the
} purpose of collecting this data. This module has been
} designed to resemble an ordinary human, so as to be
} inconspicuous. Implanted within the lips of this module
} is a silicon detector.
}
} The module is identified by the name Heath Hart and
} is located at Virginia Polytechnic Institute. As soon
} as possible, please arrange for Miss Roberts to press
} her lips against the silicon detector of the module,
} and your answer will be forthcoming.
}
} The module is equipped to detect traces of silicon in
} the tongue, breasts, and other body parts. (Mrrrowrrr!)
}
} If you can accomplish this, then the Oracle owes you.
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therese (Suntioinen Therese M.):
You're looking at my plan? :) I'm honored :)
Will you zwrite me too?
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