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New quotes for Wed Feb 20
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Wed Feb 20 02:01:04 1991
Date: Wed, 20 Feb 91 01:30:00 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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alweigel (Annalisa L Weigel):
Dorm: Office: SEDS
450 Memorial Drive, #D111 77 Massachusetts Avenue, W20-445
Cambridge, MA 02139 Cambridge, MA 02139
Home phone: (617)225-9271 Office phone: (617)253-8897
Students for the Exploration and Development of Space (SEDS)
National Co-Chairman, SEDS National Executive Board.
Inquiries about SEDS may be directed to alweigel@athena.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
[Scene: A crowd is about to torch a pile of straw, with a ``witch'' tied to
a stake in the middle.]
Crowd: She's a witch! Burn her! Burn her!
Frog (wearing crown): She turned me into a prince!
[The crowd turns to him and looks skeptical.]
Frog: Well, I got better....
-- Tiny Toons, 18.feb.91
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carla (Carla Jean Fermann):
How do you know when ABC has a good show?
They cancel it.
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ccount (Craig A Counterman):
(by Garry Trudeau, NYT Tues Feb 19 1991)
Clip 'n' Save
I. BAD INVASIONS, OLD WORLD ORDER
Syria invades Lebanon (1976)
Vietnam invades Cambodia (1978)
U.S.S.R. invades Afghanistan (1979)
Argintina invades Falklands (1982)
Libya invades Chad (1983)
II. GOOD INVASIONS, OLD WORLD ORDER
China invades Vietnam (1979)
Iraq invades Iran (1980)
Israel invades Lebanon (1982)
U.S. invades Grenada (1983)
III. BAD INVASIONS, NEW WORLD ORDER
Iraq invades Kuwait (1990)
IV. GOOD INVASIONS, NEW WORLD ORDER
U.S. invades Panama (1989)
U.S.S.R. invades itself (1991)
U.S. et al. invade Kuwait (1991)
U.S. et al. invade Iraq (1991 est.)
V. BAD HITLERS, OLD WORLD ORDER
Muammar el-Qaddafi
Mikhail Gorbachev
Hafez al-Assad
Ayatollah Ruholla Khomeini
Daniel Ortega
VI. GOOD HITLERS, OLD WORLD ORDER
Ferdinand Marcos
Manuel Noriega
Saddam Hussein
Augusto Pinochet
Deng Xiaoping
VII. BAD HITLERS, NEW WORLD ORDER
Ferdinand Marcos
Manuel Noriega
Saddam Hussein
Augusto Pinochet
VIII. GOOD HITLERS, NEW WORLD ORDER
Deng Xiaoping
Mikhail Gorbachev
Hafez al-Assad
IX. BAD U.N. SECURITY RESOLUTIONS, OLD WORLD ORDER
None (*)
X. GOOD U.N. SECURITY RESOLUTIONS, OLD WORLD ORDER
All of them (*)
*) Traditionally, the U.S. supports all Good Resolutions and vetoes
all Bad Resolutions (such as resolutions on U.S . invasions of Grenada
nad Panama). So none of the latter have been passed.
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cholwon (Cholwon O):
For further information call (617) 225-9294
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debbo (Deborah A Birnby):
yow! pinhead sequencing!
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dmweis (David M Weisberg):
Hi, my name is Dave Weisberg, and this is my plan file.
* * * *
Sorry, I don't exist any more. I left Athena at Tue Feb 19 17:42:37 EST 1991.
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drafizad (Deana Rafizadeh):
The most tragic thing in the world and in life,
readers and brothers, is love. Love is the
child of illusion and the parent of disillusion;
love is the consolation in desolation.
----Miguel de Unamuno
you gotta be shrill a little
kill a little
and make'm feel pain a little
that's the story of
that's the glory of
love.
---George C. Yu
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fallas:
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gurfinkl (Mariano Enrique Gurfinkel Castil):
Get two particles working in Geon_III
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jcb (Jeff Bigler):
Gloom, despair and agony on me! [moan]
Deep dark depression, excessive misery! [moan]
If it weren't for bad luck,
I'd have no luck at all!
Gloom, despair and agony on me!
--sung each week on "Hee Haw" by Archie Campbell, Buck Owens, Roy Clark,
and whomever their guest of the week is.
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jecolmen (Jorge Colmenares):
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lnp (Lisa N Paradis):
In the future:
2/23 MIT Concert Band Tour Finale Concert
2/27 :-) somebody's bday :-)
3/1 interview with Consulting for Management Decisions
3/1 Brass Ensemble stuff with WCRB
3/2 Brass Ensemble concert at Symphony Hall
other stuff to do:
get you-know-who to stop procrastinating and find that other
trumpet player for the brass quintet
ditto for finding out where to get a canopy
(in the Fall River, MA area)
who's gonna read the readings??
who's gonna hold up the canopy??
more burning questions to come...
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Words-n-stuff for the day:
If one of the people holding up the chuppah gets a cough, does
that person have whooping cough??
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at
your side.
- Han Solo
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may (G. May Yip):
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mukul (Mukul Kumar):
Hablar bien espanol!
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therese (Suntioinen Therese M.):
Corpulent generals safe behind lines
History's lessons drowned in red wine
Poppies for young men, death's bitter trade
All of those young lives betrayed
All of those young lives betrayed
All for a children's crusade
- Sting
Dream of the Blue Turtles
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yyoon (Yongsung Yoon):
The works of God show
inevitable principles
beautiful mathematics
and simple structures
atamp 19 February '91
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