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New quotes for Sun Oct 7

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sun Oct 7 01:31:16 1990

Date: Sun, 7 Oct 90 01:30:46 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu



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celine (Robert Fullmer):

"Terence, this is stupid stuff:
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache.
The cow, the old cow, she is dead;
It sleeps well the horned head:
We poor lads, 'tis our turn now
To hear such tunes as killed the cow.
Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme
Your friends to death before their time.
Moping, melancholy mad:
Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad."
                -- A. E. Housman

Mistletoe



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lnp (Lisa N Paradis):

Plan for this week...

x	number measures in the Shubert String Quartet (21.690)
\	research on Beethoven for 21.690
\	listen to the Renaissance's Greatest Hits (21.621)
	read chapters 12 && 13 for 6.046
	do problem set 4 for 6.046
x	make up handouts for my 18.011 students
	make up homewk probs for my 18.011 students (Death&&Destruction)
\	get some REAL work done on my thesis

x = done
\ = in progress

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Thought for the day:

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melis (Melissa Rivera):

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pmlouie:

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sjderezi (Stephen J Derezinski III):

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wchuang (Mithrandir):

From rec.humor.funny:


This happened in a class I was attending a few years ago.


While giving a lecture on the mechanics of momentum and kinetic energy
transfer, my physics professor noticed a student busily snoozing in the
fourth row of the auditorium. He turned to a girl sitting in the first
row and asked her what the result of a collision between two particles
with masses, velocities, and trajectories that he specified would be.
After a few seconds of thinking and calculating she came up with the
correct answer.

The professor then awoke the sleeping student and said, "You! Same
question!"

The student, a bit stunned and bleary eyed, looked around and replied,
"Same answer."

After the laughter died down the professor turned around and said, "OK,
you got me on that one, I won't call on you again..."


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